Gay thread.
I had such a good day yesterday that I am ebullient to the point of near nausea.

What was the last truly excellent day you can recall and what did you do? (apart from my mum, because she told me you were hung like a dormouse and 'barely knew what it was for', and that will ruin it for you a bit so I suggest you don't mention that)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:57, 86 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Crashing silence.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

none of us has ever known joy and happiness
or joy and a penis
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

well, i like that you're trying

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I actually had a really good weekend
Went to some epic bars, met some cool people, had a lot of fun.

But it doesn't really suit my current idiom so somethingsomethingtrekkiesomethingforeveralonesomething instead
( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

i spent some quality time hoovering
might do some more today. Life if a rollercoaster when you're FOREVER ALONE!

..I think I just made a sitcom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

You've at least got the theme tune.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I have a robot vacuum.
This is probably why I am so angry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

First day in San Sebastian last April.
Fantastic weather. Fantastic place. Fantastic food.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

In northern Spain?
On holiday with my parents in south-west France, we decided to drive down to Spain for the day. We spent most of the day lost, stuck in a one way system in San Sebastian then drove back again.

This is also my answer to the main question.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Absolutely.
Google image it. It's stunning.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Not the bit we got stuck in
It was really grotty.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

If it wasn't for the arguments with my housemate, yesterday would have been rather special
So, the last time for me was the end of last month. Saw old friends, family, got spectacularly drunk, had a burger king, went home, got drunk again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Actually, Saturday was pretty excellent.
Went with the missus for a long coastal walk in the winter sun. I'd never been on a beach with snow on it before. Then stopped for lunch and discovered the joy of a 'Fish & Chips Sandwich', which is exactly what it sounds like and every bit as good as it sounds too.

Gay answer is gay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I think a gay answer is acceptable in a gay thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Tartare sauce?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Nope
Fresh battered cod, fresh chips, fresh crusty white bread, salt & vinegar. I didn't even ask for ketchup, it was perfect just as it came.

Edit: And butter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Oof, sounds good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Butterless cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I also was on a snowy beach for the first time ever last week
it's very strange
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)

It is a bit, isn't it?
Looked great though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

dr who experience was surprisingly alright day out
and brighton was good even tho that bird pooed on my head
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I could have warned you to steer clear of the strip club on the sea front.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

there isn't a strip club there? just a pier

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)

No, you see, what I did was deliberately....
...ah...forget it...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

i wouldn't got o a strip club anyway, they are demeaning to women

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

pole dancing is empowering, didn't you know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

i don't care where they do it, i ain't watching

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

queer

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

you can call me names all you want, i like my fannies free and my my dancing fully clothed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

BUMPANSY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

There's nothing says equality like rope-burned labia.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

This is no place for happiness.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

DIAZEPAM BREAKFAST

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

bacon jelly?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

An excellent combination of pig derivatives.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I hope the next
Excellent day will be Saturday. It'll probably be marred by something bent happening though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

+i
When did Monty get ordained?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

You arriving?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

December 17th, 2011.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

did you get to sit on santas knee?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

You don't know the half of it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

because you haven't told me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I take it you had your sprog
and went to something piratey? To be honest, I'd fucking love that.

I think Saturday was brilliant. Cologne, family, food and copious amounts of beer along with the affections of a persistent girl from Aachen.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Was she Aachen for a shaachen?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

She was! I didn't oblige.
It was Karneval season, which according to her, means that all young German people in the area get drunk and have sex with each other.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

A persistent young girl from Aachen
Whose body was extremely craackin'
Wouldn't listen to reason
In Karneval season
This QOTW story is seriously laackin'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Koln - beautiful.
Aachen - even more so.

Nice one.

You around Saturday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I don't think I have anything on...
What do you have in mind?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

jeff's bash innit
i might go, but i have a bridesmaids dress shopping day, so depends what time we are done choosing colours and drinking champagne (the bride) and water (me).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

It's not my bash Swipey.
I'm just guest of honour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

He is the West Country champion, come to show us how it's done.
Representin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Innit Blud.
Keepin' it real.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Check the calendar dude.
Captain Kidd in Wapping.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Play your cards right and he'll take you to something piratey too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

He's already made me blind in one eye
and I walk with a limp.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

That sounds like
A Bruce Forsythe game show that features Somali contestants.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

whats so good about
aftershave?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

When it's from a fountain in a bank
pretty amazing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

a fountain in a bank the penis of a bank manager
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Genuine answer, time with my daughter is always completely joyful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

dude, gay

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

don't care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Well fucking gay.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

don't care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

When I get home from work I generally just sit down in the hall way and wait for the kids to thunder through and jump on me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Dude. Gay.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

See, that wasn't so hard was it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I should hope not
he could get arrested.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Unless I'm desperate for a whizz.
There's nothing like a toddler foot on a full bladder to start an evening.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Erm...does it have to be a whole day that was good?
I had one of those the weekend before last, but I have to say they're a real rarity. Last Friday was rather good in the afternoon, for example, but the morning was dia-fucking-bolical.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Good story, dude.
What happened?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Well, last weekend I had a smashing day out with the missus.
Couldn't fault it.

Last Friday, absolutely exhausted and a handful of things conspired to fuck me off. So in the afternoon I fucked off and went to a beer festival instead.

So yeah, really fascinating stuff as you can see.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

You can't beat sacking off work and going to a beer festival.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

It was a fucking massive improvement to the day's proceedings, I can tell you

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)

i watched a glee episode I enjoyed a week or so ago

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

This sort of suggests that you often watch glee episodes that you don't really enjoy.
Which makes me despair for you and the rest of humanity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

i dont watch glee because I dont enjoy it
I only watched it because they were singing a song I like
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Why not just listen to the song and avoid a sacarine tweenage bollocks of the TV program?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I enjoyed their spin.
Then I tried to watch another episode and it did not work for me
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Well, I guess there's that sort of strange appeal when a film you own is on the telly
"Oh, but we've got this on video/DVD/zoetrope"
"Yeah, but it's...on the telly. This makes it special for some reason."

Though in the case of your favourite songs being performed on Glee, I suspect it's more the car-crash-TV reasoning of "Ok, how badly are they going to butcher this tune?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)

alton towers with the ex was pretty brilliant from start to finish
so was the boat rave in the sunshine.

getting my oxford results and getting suitably cunted was a good night out recently too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)

They once had a muslamic only day there
laziest queueing I've ever seen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

is muslamic a real word?
or did you just make that up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I believe it's a portmanteau, designed to sound a bit retarded
and used when taking the piss out of EDL supporters and the sort of cretins inclined to leave earnest comments on the Daily Mail website.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Ok fine, it's not really a real word - comes from here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1jDcAHkc8
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

It's a real word

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)