I know a gut who look a lot like Garry Oldman
And by a shocking coincidence, he is an old man, geddit?

I also seriously resent not having the option to turn my icon today, hence the use of this 'spare' account.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In English, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

She should leave it as it is. It's boss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

is it actually a bird? i always wondered

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I meant he.
But before the gastric band and the prosthetic knob, yes, he was a fat chick called Suzi.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

She'll always be Suzi to me.

PS I will be pushing for meme status on this one. All assistance welcome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

suzi is so a fit girl name
i'd do suzi quixote
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Her tache would make superb 'bugger-grips'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Suzi Quatxote

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I think I kinda see what you were aiming at.
So close...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

The face?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Always aim at the face, yes.
at least then if you miss, you might still get the tits.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Suzi Quaxo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Better.
Ninja bastard. The other one was better.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Reckon? Suzi Quatzo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, the first one makes him sound like a duck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Hmm...maybe not.
Maybe this joke just doesn't quite work.

Can't we just go with Suzi Q?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

As long as he is bullied by being called Suzi by everyone, I will be more than happy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

It's a deal.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

"I am in a 'It's Complicated' as defined by the Facebook terms and conditions, and therefore to reduce the risk of potential heartache by my It's Complicatedee, I am choosing to disabandon the use of icons on this day...
... by choosing a non-icon account instead."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Well that's made that a lot clearer.
Thanks Gonz
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

OK, that could be sounded as something quite mean and something I know fuck all about.
I was just making a joke on the whole "It's complicated" now being a valid relationship status.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Mean to who?
If it's me, don't worry, I'd have to understand it to be offended.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

gut?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

ja

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

My gut looks more like Chewbacca than Gary Oldman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Yes Suzi, I 'geddit'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Do you, Garry, Do you?
Do you feel my secret pain?
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

FFS Suzi can you really not even spell 'Gary'?
Those male hormones are fucking you up, love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

FUcksticks
of all the days to be channeling Quinten
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

What about my pain, Suzi?
You made me cry ^up there^ with your unfairly accurate assessment of my appearance.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

She made me 'cry' 'down there' one torrid night after Gremlins 2 at the Odeon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Fuck off Hippy.
/ac
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)