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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello, good morning and welcome.
It is Tuesday. Named after the Germanic god Tiw, who was the god of LASERS.

Lookalikes:
Do you have any in your life? Every morning a fellow gets on my bus, who looks EXACTLY like the Scorpio killer from the film 'Dirty Harry'. By the time I get off at Old Street I have 'row, row, row your boat SING ITTTTTTT!!!' playing in my head.

Perhaps your local newsagent looks like Bob Carolgees? Maybe the woman in the canteen at work resembles Su Pollard? Or is it you? Do you look like Joey Deacon? You certain post like him.

Alt: No.
PS I am not remotely happy about my bent icon.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:34, 243 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
fucken hearts

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Fucken prickhearts

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Fuck this.
I'm off to send love letters to facebook fascists.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)
good work

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)
"move paki scum ill pam a brick of ya face"
That's the sweetest response I've had so far. I'm feeling all gooey inside.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:54, Reply)
print screen!
print screen!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Dear Tango,


LOL
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)
You broke my heart.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Soz.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
weirdly, yes
there's a girl who looks a little bit like me (she has the yellow hair, pointy nose and hippy clothes anyway). The more odd thing is she did the same degree as me a year or two after I finished. Apparently one lecturer had a 20 minute conversation with her before she realised it wasn't me.

She also got congratulated on getting a job in a shop the day after I went in for an interview, been waved at by my friends and generally been mistaken for me loads. For my part I just met a big issue seller who freaked me out by saying 'you're a photographer, aren't you?', and lots of people saying they thought they'd seen me in places I'd never been.

morning
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)
I hope you won't hate me forever
when I suggest that you look a bit like Texan bluesmeister Johnny Winter.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
*googles*
dammit

wel...you look like a larper *humf*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Johnny Winter is excellent.
It's a compliment.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)
He's thin, at least...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
That would be quite offensive for a man.
Poor Cavy.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)
there's a reason my heart is broken

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)

www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=387265.0;attach=418880;image
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)
i don't have that many tats

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)
That is a particularly unfortunate photo.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Fuck me, that's uncanny.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I have an obscure lookalike
In the Pet Shop Boys video for Paninaro (which was released only in Italy) there was an absolute double of me in it. I only know this as I am a massive shirter as my ex-girlfriend was a huge Pet Shop Boys fan.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Also, just remembered another lookalike
My mate Chris used to walk home from college every Tuesday and I'd always end up catching up with him. One day I saw him and ran up behind him, grabbing him round the neck and knuckled his head.

Except it wasn't Chris...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Yeti's ex
sneaked up behind me on the bus and yanked my topknot whilst calling me a wanker.

It wasn't me either.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)
It was fortunate that the poor bloke was too traumatised to kick the fuck out of me

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Yeah sure 'girlfriend'.
I put it to you that said 'girl'friend was an Austrian gymnasium supervisor call Heinz.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)
*sobs*
It's true!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Oh God, another one
There was a Welsh bloke in Eastenders with long dark hair....

I really need to stop now
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I only have really unflattering lookalikes
So I might keep them to myself, so as not to shatter everyone's illusions about me being devilishly good looking.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Well reading down the page, it turns out that none of you have flattering lookalikes...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Catweasel?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Haha thanks!
I had to google that and it is uncannily accurate.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
I have been told I look like Ian Huntley.
If I am going to look like a murderer I'd prefer Edmund "Big Ed" Kemper.

Shit icons are shit.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)
mine is perfect
/emo
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Nosferatu
The penguin
Gru from despicable me
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I am sure that The Penguin is currently manager of West Bromwich Albion.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Neil Warnock is currently unemployed

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I'm considerably slimmer than the penguin thank you tubby.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Just the face

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Best B3ta lookalike is Brian Hequator who as you know is Raoul Moat's secret twin.
he is also a top, top fellow who should post more - IF YOU'RE READING THIS.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)
+from your evil sewage based lair

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
He is indeed. As well as been the maker of extremely fine sandwiches.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Balding dark hair shaved close.
I look like 30% of the male population. I've been told I look like everyone from Rob Newman to the bloke that raped Leanne Battersby in Corrie/Tourettes sufferer in early Shameless by way of the footballer Lombardo and Penfold from Danger Mouse.

But mostly I get Elvis Costello.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Mighty Shrimpers.
Top of the league.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Not for long, but yes, back on top briefly.
They played well last night, last 10 minutes were stressful though.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Why isn't your heart broken, you fucken queermo?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I don't know.
I didn't spot that yours was.

I'm sorry for your loss.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I'm sorry for your face.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)
I'm sorry for your personality

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Me too.
Poor fuck has to put up with the personalities of everybody else.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Penfold, definitely.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
People like Penfold.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Crumbs!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Morning Monty
There's only ever been one person I look like, and it's this this thieving cunt. He looks a shitload like I did a few years back.

Aside from that, not really.

Alt: Yes you are, you faackin chutney ferret.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)
You get the bus? Hahahahahaha! Gyppos and cleaners use buses.
When I was younger it was said I looked like Ducky out of Pretty in Pink.

Now I look like a fat Harry Potter.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)
lardo dissapearo

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)
that's how i imagine slimming works in magical worlds, btw
I wasn't telling you to go away in an offensive way
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Chipso petronas.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
eh?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Never mind.
Thought I'd crack a Harry Potter joke but I don't know enough Potterisms.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
"Bastards. I'll wipe you out. Don't you know who I am? I'm the... I'm the Singing Detective"

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Fat jesus
Ps. Nor me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
My uncle Nicky has been told he looks like loads of people
George Clooney, Mowgli, Eartha Kitt, Kelly from Stereophonics, Robbie Williams, my nana, this italian kid from a film about a sick donkey and David Jason.
He does look a bit like David Jason and Eartha Kitt.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
What's the rhyming slang for David Jason?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Funfunny blunt

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
It's a cryptolect used by salesman that's been co-opted by charmless Londoners to disguise the fact that they have nothing to say.
And don't call me David Jason.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Smash his face-in
David Jasin.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Columbia's Amazon Basin

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Hahahahahaha.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
The magician David Blaine
Hroa Hrain.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)
No, I am a unique and beautiful human being
PS: I have no icon as I'm a tight cunt, the anti-grammarbadger if you will
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Yeah, you are "special"
Your mum told me when I was bagpiping her
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
She's always been my greatest fan

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)
At least Joseph Merrick is dead, knocking one lookalike off your list

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)
So, that's John Merrick AND this post-edited Joseph?
Just how many Merricks do I look like, you ninja spazmo?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
A spastic ninja would be lethal, but mainly to himself

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

icon existence and I think i should delete my account and kill myself
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I used
To get told I looked like a fat Roger Black.

I've since lost weight and grown my hair.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Now you look like Barry White.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
..says Nickleback's lead singer

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...I wanna be a rock star
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)
he's through with standing in lines to clubs he'lll never get in

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
life hasn't turned out quite the way he wants it to be

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
he wants a new tour bus full of old guitars
his old star on hollywood boulevard
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
a bathroom he could play baseball in
something about never gonna win
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
and we'll all stay skinny cos we jsut won't sleep
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
he sure wants an awful lot that man

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Feel free to stop anytime
You are making me want to buy a settee
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
and a king size tub (not of ice cream fatties) big enough for ten plus me?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I enjoyed this
I would read again
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I HATE YOU

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
It was how you remind me

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I WILL DESTROY YOU

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
...their less well received follow up single?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)
but sound like Joe Pasquale

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Barry doesn't have natty dreads.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)
WHOOOOO!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Hoo?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
twit

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
twoo?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
nah just one of em

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
SHEROO!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i just looked this up on urban dictionary and i am not happy that you would call me that

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Dunno what you're on about.
Here it's what arld ones say when they're having a dance. They say "Sheroo!" and "Weeeeell!"
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
a shrewish fucker over of friends :(
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sheroo

have you started your new job yet? i was gonna ask that cos we've always been so close you and i
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I start on 5th March bruv from anuvva muv

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Are you?
Doo doo, doo doo...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
YES!
happy valantines day berk
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
When I had a fringe
I was told on several occasions that I look like a green eyed Zooey Deschanel. I did not mind this in the slightest.
Failing that, in shit 80s dwarf film 'Willow' there's a scene at the very end where Warwick Davis' character comes back to his village and everyone rushes out to meet him. For a split second there's a really chubby four year old kid who even my own mother swears could have been me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I would have also said you look a bit like ZD
But I don't want to inflate your ego, so you look like a chubby four year old.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Zooey's speaking voice is far deeper than I expected it to be...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
One of my ex's little sisters
told me I looked like Justin Timberlake. I was most honoured. This was 9 or so years ago though.

Now I look like I've been run over.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
You look like Donald Sutherland

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
He does a teensy bit, you are right

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Actually, my friends think I do too
I forgot. Here, here, here and here.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Uncanny eh
You always remind me of someone but I can't put my finger on it. It's moreso when you smile, so it's really difficult to pin down.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
int he picture i saw he looked like a dishevelled guy fawkes

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
That's fair.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I thought Tuesday
was something to do with Mars,

many years ago when I was in my early teens I was likened to Balthazar Getty... I had no idea who he was but at the time it seemed to attract the ladies so I was happy to go along.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
look alike = rob machado
so it could be worse
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I know a gut who look a lot like Garry Oldman
And by a shocking coincidence, he is an old man, geddit?

I also seriously resent not having the option to turn my icon today, hence the use of this 'spare' account.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
In English, please.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
She should leave it as it is. It's boss

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
is it actually a bird? i always wondered

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I meant he.
But before the gastric band and the prosthetic knob, yes, he was a fat chick called Suzi.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
She'll always be Suzi to me.

PS I will be pushing for meme status on this one. All assistance welcome.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
suzi is so a fit girl name
i'd do suzi quixote
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Her tache would make superb 'bugger-grips'.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Suzi Quatxote

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I think I kinda see what you were aiming at.
So close...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)
The face?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Always aim at the face, yes.
at least then if you miss, you might still get the tits.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Suzi Quaxo

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Better.
Ninja bastard. The other one was better.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Reckon? Suzi Quatzo?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah, the first one makes him sound like a duck

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Hmm...maybe not.
Maybe this joke just doesn't quite work.

Can't we just go with Suzi Q?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
As long as he is bullied by being called Suzi by everyone, I will be more than happy.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
It's a deal.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
"I am in a 'It's Complicated' as defined by the Facebook terms and conditions, and therefore to reduce the risk of potential heartache by my It's Complicatedee, I am choosing to disabandon the use of icons on this day...
... by choosing a non-icon account instead."
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Well that's made that a lot clearer.
Thanks Gonz
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
OK, that could be sounded as something quite mean and something I know fuck all about.
I was just making a joke on the whole "It's complicated" now being a valid relationship status.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Mean to who?
If it's me, don't worry, I'd have to understand it to be offended.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
gut?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)
ja

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)
My gut looks more like Chewbacca than Gary Oldman

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Yes Suzi, I 'geddit'.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Do you, Garry, Do you?
Do you feel my secret pain?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
FFS Suzi can you really not even spell 'Gary'?
Those male hormones are fucking you up, love.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
FUcksticks
of all the days to be channeling Quinten
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
What about my pain, Suzi?
You made me cry ^up there^ with your unfairly accurate assessment of my appearance.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
She made me 'cry' 'down there' one torrid night after Gremlins 2 at the Odeon.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Fuck off Hippy.
/ac
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
My dad looked a lot like the dad from American Pie, and some people say I look like "Generic chubby jewish guy" in soo many films.
I guess I look like Jonah Hill, which I guess is alright.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
You, sir, look precisely like Duff Goldman from 'Ace of Cakes'.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
o0o0o0h, you know exactly how to butter up a fella, I like that.
I've also been told there is a hint of Adam Richman in me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Man Vs Food?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
That's the fella.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
That show is properly a guilty pleasure of mine.
I watch it thinking 'this is shit, this is shit, this is brilliant'
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)
It's a great show, very entertaining, and although the challanges have caused great debate on so many levels, the bulk of the show is about showing off resturants.
There is no UK show that goes around different resturants and showing off what they're like, and I belive if there was, it would probably be limited to high end resturants, which is a big shame and against the whole idea.

You know what would be fun, I might see if any mates want to start a web-video-show doing that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
If we can get the restaurants to feed us for fuck all in payment for the publicity, I'm in.


/fucking greedy povvo
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Do it!
And invite me along. I fancy trying that kebab place Monty linked to yesterday.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
It's superb.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)
See, on food, i trust your tastes.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Adam Richman has said he's planning a UK visit soon, so you'll have to be quick

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Only a couple of inches, though.
He wouldn't want to hurt you.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
At least you've shaved your straggly beard off, this can only be a good thing

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I didn't quite realise how trampy I've looked this year. Gonna get a hair cut today too.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Don't do it!
Jew-froes are the future.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I'm gonna keep it long, just nee..neigh...neet...neit.... neatened up.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)
You sound a little 'horse' there old boy.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I didn't know Gonz wasfrom the Scottish Isles
edited
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
English please

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Discarded first draft of 'The Greatest Love Of All'

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is the internet shutin cycle from bearded pupea to beautiful jewish butterfly, OISH!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Monty, take note regarding straggly beards.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

media.nowpublic.net/images//76/5/765b96c7510c430fb8015843c69b042d.jpg
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I was not at my best that morning.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Hey! I wouldn't say your missus was' straggly'...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I'll tell her you said that.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Jesse Heiman?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
what the fuck are the icons all about?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)
*points to username*

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

*points and laughs at Suzi*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Valentines day, where we celebrate the pure love between a choir boy and his priest

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Or a middle aged woman and her gay boyfriend.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
they're deliberately trying to antagonise you for being lonely

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Rob is a bender.
Simple as that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
a picky bender at taht

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
did he spurn your advances?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
no he spurned that guy from that 80s band witht eh high voice

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
he's such a picky bender I don't think he'll ever find true love
in his bot-bot
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Apparently I look like "the real" Ronaldo.
Or Vin Diesel. Fucked if I can see that one.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I was secretly hoping I'd be the only one of you shower without a bent icon.
Fucking spiders.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

1.bp.blogspot.com/_nBXq7qwS19c/TGxRWwZnocI/AAAAAAAAAcg/gCye_KkjQek/s1600/18-+ronaldo.jpg
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
bar the stupid hair
and drop a couple of shades in the dulux paint chart and that's pretty much me. Well, not the teeth.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
ok now i see the resemblans

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
sorry i think you mean shrek

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
genuinely, even you can do better than that, old chap.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO PRICKNMAE?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Hey quents

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
hi suzie
how goes it?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Lonley
*flutters eyelashes*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I'm just trying to help you better yourself.
it's for your own good.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
don't you try to change me, not on valantines day of all days
you selfish prick
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Did you get a card from Sasha?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
i ahven't seen or heard from her in weeks
why you twisting the knife? :(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
sorry, man
I was hoping she might have seen sense and come back to you.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
even distance can't keep us apartshe keeps bumping into tricky when he's with his fiancee tho, that must be awkward

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I hate hate to look alike a look-alike of ronaldo, but if I looked like the real ronaldo, then that would be great.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
i look just like christiano ronaldo

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Really?
That gay?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
gay, handsome, they're synonyms right?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
You can't tell who's a synonym.
They look just like us.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I like this
Not sure why.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
because it's almost racist but not?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
The original Ronaldo
You know, the one who could eat an orange through a tennis racket.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Miss me? Doubt it.
Apparently I look like the guy who plays Dexter in the TV show of the same name. I am not sure if this is good or bad.

I'm not sure of any famous lookalikes but I work with a guy who looks exactly like a cunt.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I can help you out here.
You don't.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
My friend ross looks a bit like me.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Useful in police line ups

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
OMFG a fucking whale
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-17011462
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I'm more shocked by the revelation in that article that killer whales are in fact dolphins.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)
They are Porpoises, the same family as dolphins

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Poor girl.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
my mum says i look like cary grant

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

cary + mitchell's nutsack
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
An american told me I sound like him once.
I also used to get told I looked like David Badiel and as a child I looked unacanily like Marilyn Mason, as a child.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
marilyn mason? i heard he has a secret handshake

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Great, even you're doing it.
I can sink no lower. *self-harms*

Back when he was still Brian Warner: goodfight.org/images/articles_images/music/a_m_manson_marilyn_8.jpg
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Stunned reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield when I met him
But that might have been more drug-enhanced personality based.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Hey, Light. You're alright!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
we're all gonna get laid!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I'm gonna report you to Dean Martin.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I don't get no respect...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)
No respect, no respect at all... that's the story of my life!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)
I've been told by several people that I look like Alexander Armstrong - without the moustache from the Directline adverts though obviously
but not just look like him, I have the same mannerisms as well.

I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I get this, but with Hugh Dennis
I am neither pleased nor flattered by the comparison. But it is better than the other one I get: Arnold Rimmer.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Haha!
Goalpost head.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Well I always thought that I looked a bit like HD as well.
Maybe we're dopplegangers?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Exciting! A two bed flat has come on the market on the road where I live
and it's in budget!! No garden though, but that might have beena pipe dream anyway
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)

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