Good:
All went well with the flowers in the end and she's absolutely over the moon. As a result I feel over the moon too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:32, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dude. Gay.

( Kroney, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Almost. I'm a hopeless romantic and a complete sop.
She's basically the bloke.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Good work there.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

woo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

how am I about the only person here
with a broken heart icon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

That is quite funny.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

*blows rasberry*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

You can change it over, you know.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

oh yeah
I might not. though. I was just concerned there was a FOREVER ALONE detector in the b3tamatrix.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Isn't that triggered by signing up in the first place?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

lololololol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Hmmm
Sometimes sarcasm does transmit over the internet. I was half-expecting you to type "Bazinga!" or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Why would I do that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I don't know.
I have a mental picture of you looking somewhat thin, and mantis-like.

A bit like Dr Sheldon Cooper himself, in fact.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Only a mental picture?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Having never met you, yes, only a mental one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Tell me more about this mental picture.
I'm all ears.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I don't know!
I just have a picture of you in my head looking all thin and insect-like.

Why, have I nailed your physical description?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

More or less, it's how I looked about 5 years ago when I lived in sub-breadline poverty.
Round about when I knew your b3tan ex-colleague who (by some remarkable coincidence) also works in York these days.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

How about that.
The world is a very weird place.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

What are the chances, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I NO RITE!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Editing posts eh?
Anyhow, you must mean Piston. God alone knows what he's up to these days. Far as I know, he's still in Fujitsu having fun. Or not. Who knows?

Either way, I'm not him, so please drop it, it's getting tiresome. Oh, and passing each other notes about me via PM? Touching to know you're all talking about me. Bloody hell, is this place that dull you have to speculate on my identity?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

That smacks of paranoia
I really doubt anyone is talking about you privately
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

It was mentioned on a thread yesterday.
I have an unusually contextual memory. Very handy in pub quizzes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:52, Reply)

And remembering your jokes...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Oh I have a terrible sense of humour.
I'll freely admit to that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)

lololololol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Indeed.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I changed mine over
but I've obviously been tarred by the Forever Alone brush
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

It's better than the Forever Betrothed But By Christ I Wish I Was Alone brush.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Quite possibly
I'm alright being alone for now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I have one too
Although that is more down to not bothering to change it rather than being FOREVER ALONE. Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)