the boy texted to ask if i could sew the other morning
when i replied "a bit", it made me think that my grandmother was a weaver in one of those massive yorkshire mills, and ran 6 looms at once. she'd have been so ashamed of me. her stories were pretty interesting. but i'd need a ouija board to hear any these days.

not by a licker, no. but i have a lot of male gay friends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

boy+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

you suck donkey dick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Only once he has finished

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Did you head but him and tell him to "Stitch that, ya cunt"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I honestly cannot smell that cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

You do realise that's a school bully feedline don't you?
'Can you sew?'

'a little'

'WELL STITCH THAT, PAL!' *headbutt*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Do try and keep up.
Passport time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

you and stunned are so on the same level

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

This is so. It is a very sad state of affairs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Somebody please, shoot me in the head.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

What was the one where you stamp on their foot and say "STAMP that then", someting about mail.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Do you want a Shakespeare stamp?
Et voila!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Are you a benny tied to a tree?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Are you an ABC?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Pardon?
I'm DEF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Have you ever touched a BMW?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)