Not that any of you care
But I'd like to point out that I'm not in work now until Tuesday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd like to point out
that you're 'fucking bent'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)

That's a shame
As I was going to come to WsM on Friday and I was going to see if you fancied letting me buy you lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I don't know
Weston's pretty dusty.
What if it doesn't meet your rigorous standards?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Damn you and your failure to let me LIE :-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I'm like Conan the Joke Destroyer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)

heh
Had a good week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Quite a productive one, which isn't like me.
So, what are you going to do with your huge number of free days?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Sleep.
I might do some shopping and I might apply for some jobs.

The latter being most important.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Ugh.
Don't remind me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Well, I need to step things up.
I was offered work in Edinburgh, but I wasn't comfortable with the terms and conditions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Why does everyone want to go to Edinburgh?
Edinburgh is shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I'm not bothered either way.
But an offer was made, but after expenses, I'd be worse off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I like Edinburgh.
It's infinitely preferable to London.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I'm a Weegie at heart.
I always loved living there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:19, Reply)

See, I like Glasgow as well
but I just love the architecture and general appearance of Edinburgh more.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Too many fucking hills

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)

I like hills.
Now't wrong with a good hill.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Damon for example.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:27, Reply)

this sounds very bent indeed

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Checks post again.
No, there seems to be no mention of your wife, who, if the toilet walls are to believed - has her own cock - mentioned there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)

'tis a fighting cock an' all Jeff

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)

In further good news a pair of shoes I want are down to 39 bones in the sale.
Hurrah.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Linky!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)

The other colours are nicer but I have eight million pairs of brown/dark beige trainers.
www.youmustcreate.com/products/footwear/saddle-trainer/
For 39 quid they'll be good beater trainers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Did you ever get some Clarks originals?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Nah.
I have too many pairs of Mark McNairy/Quoddy/Yuketen shoes that are very similar (but miles better). Annoyed I didn't ever get the waxed Wallabees though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Did you get that t-shirt in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I picked it up today aye.
It's amazing but the medium is pretty big on me. Small was tiny though. Should shrink a bit in the wash.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)

How much did you drop on it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:29, Reply)

49 boff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)

That is a lot of coinage mate.
How many times will you wear it before you get bored of it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)

I don't think I'll ever get bored of it.
I have a stupid amount of t-shirts so the one I bought today is the only sort I'll buy from now on. They have to be amazing for me to warrant getting it. Rather get that and not find another amazing one for a couple months than get a few average ones for the same price in that time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:49, Reply)

How would you describe your style?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Were they a squillion pounds at full price?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)

£95 was full price which is fucking nuts.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Were they Laboutins?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

What are they?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I get this joke.
You're pretending not to be a massive bender. for comic effect.

Very funny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Also
they're hideously expensive designer shoes, recognisable by the fact that they have red soles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I've justed googled, and yes. They are a bit pricey.
How many pairs do you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I'm going to wait and get a really nice pair for the funeral.


I've just seen an advert for a 'Sandwich Production Assistant'.
I'm getting seriously tempted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Is it in the 'testing' department?
(You'll be grateful for that, I was going to ask how much 'bread' it paid, or if the 'dough' was good).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)

I don't imagine it pays a decent crust.

And on that note, I'm off to bed. Try not to miss me too much, y'all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Sleep well benderino.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Fuck it. I'll google it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)