I've just woken up.
I'm not even ill or anything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:31, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WAHEY!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

You lazy fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

i bet he's black

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

with natty dreads

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

And tyre marks on his bed.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Paw prints, more like

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I've just found out that is the nickname for someone who works here who keeps touching LCD screens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Que?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Lazy bastard.
I have just had a lovely steak and a bottle of red.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

You have good lunches.
I have my air conditioning on as my room got too hot and the radiator won't get any colder.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I am lucky in that regard.
Steak, frites, rocquefort sauce, kale, bordeaux.

Air con to cool or heat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Cool.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I'd have replied to your lazy bastard comment earlier
But I dozed off again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

You better not be doing this on Saturday
when you are with your London Betters.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I just needed some kip.
So who is coming out on Saturday then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Just me and you, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

So it'll be only 50% bent then.
Obviously, without me being there it would be 100% bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

*averagelols*
You, me , Monts, Battered, Himjim, Lusty for a bit, Kroney and Quentin. I suspect Quentin may not attend.

Rory is flying in but likely won't make it and Swipe if she isn't girlying it up with her bridesmaid buddies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

That's too complicated for me to work out the potential bender factor to all of this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

It will have a shut in force of 11.
And your attendance is sending the virginity quotient off the scale!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I suspect it will also be a force 9 blizzard with the amount of white flying around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Certain codes of conduct will be expected with draconian
repercussions should they not be met.

Flying white will not be tolerated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

hahaha
I would also imagine that when we're in the pub, if we were all to jump in the air at the same time, on landing we'd be able to make the axis of the earth move a little.

If we time it right, we might be able to book the UK a warmer summer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

You calling me fat?
I'm going to spark you out.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Won't that require some sort of physical effort?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)

It's simple really
You are as bent as Barrymore to the power of Norton
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

"By the POWER of GAYSKULL"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Oh, berk said she was thinking about coming
But she probably won't as she can't afford a hotel or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

She could bunk up with you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Are you calling her dog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Wouldn't dream of it, old boy.
Wapping or Scotland on Saturday then?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Scotland I am afraid, wasn't worth cancelling now I've paid outy flights etc
Just got invited to another Stag, apparently the budget is between £500 and £750...I won't be going

I'll come for drink one day...one day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Shame.
I am sure it will be a great laugh. Try not to think of the money.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Money spent now, so no point crying over it
I am sad I can't meet a laod of internet weirdos for warm beer in "Wapping" though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Damn. Who are we going to bully now?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Jeff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Pfft.
I'll leave you behind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

You want to do me from behind?
Gay quotient off the scale.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not sharing my spunky pillow with anyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I've been working on that all week for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I won't pack any Brylcreem then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Don't forget your sieve, his mum's been saving something up for you too. You'll need to take the lumps out though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

It's curdled and everything.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Lovely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)

If I go out later and get you some cider, we'll be able to do the Pepsi challenge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

It's all for you.
You are the guest.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)