I'm not hungry.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Actually, I think I'll have a gravel sandwich.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Ah, the bread's gone off, so it'll just be gravel then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Careful, otherwise you'll chip the toilet when it all comes flying out of Your ringpiece.
EDITED
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Do you share a ringpiece with DG?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I bloody hope not.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You share a bloody ringpiece with Battered?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I've revolted myself here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

your quentin-style pun below was more revolting
hope this helps x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Immeasurably.
Poor old Berk could've done with some sisterly support from you on Saturday. As it was she had to chaperone the Old Drunken Men off the Internet's biannual get-together.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Poor woman.
Even I felt sorry for her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

me too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

But thankfully you weren't there.
Although you were missed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

yeah i bet you were there cracking your knuckles and taking the safety catch off your 9mm
cos your hard innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

That's right.
I was armed.

Silly Quentin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

What sort of women is berk.
She didn't even make me a cuppa.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Did she make cake?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Nope and she didn't iron a fucking thing.
Outrageous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

And Stunned had to empty the ash tray himself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I got bloody RSI.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Bloody hell.
She's bringing cake to ours next weekend, however.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

WTF?
No rent, no cake! No tea. No fresh shirt for work on Monday. Kids today!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

She did offer us both a go on her kebab.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

True, true.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

i know
she was texting me. i was a bit worried about her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

With very good reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

EDITED.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)