I'm very proud, I'm actually smiling.
I will definitely have to go and grab some port to celebrate. Just trying to work out whether I can get away with going to Waitrose in my dressing gown.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If anyone can carry it off, it's you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Is this a fashion or a shoplifting gag?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

All the posh girls round here knock about with tracksuit bottoms and rollers in their hair.
I'm just worried I'll get sectioned if I take it a step further in a dressing gown, longjohns and Fulham ski hat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Just say you're on your way to a fancy dress party
and are dressed as Arthur Dent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

no, no you can't
you fat oaf
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

maybe we should analyse why you seem to think "fat" is such an insult, quents
i mean, we've worked out your terror of being alone. it's time to move on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

"fat" is more descritptive than insulting
also, there is nothing good about being fat, it means you're lazy, prone to health problems and a generally useless shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

i think you're contradicting yourself here old buddy old pal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

its not contradiction if i say 'also'
you stupid fat shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

omg BULLY.
Rob, can you ban him for raping blah blah blah
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

i called her fat, tahts quite a long way from making online threats of violance and gun crime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

"stupid fat shit" isn't very nice now is it? lacks a certain amount of imagination and savoir faire. Lazy, perhaps.

I thought you were being nicer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

i'm bloody lovely, especially to swipe
shut up you stupid fat shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Fucken prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

oh man, it was much better when you followed me around all day saying TWAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

i think you have lost the creativity of your earlier insults
also i bet if someone did a graph, the recent rapid decline in the number of posters these days would DIRECTLY COINCIDE with joining of quentin. hmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

its not my problem if the soft ones can't handle the pace

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

it kind of is, though
because sooner or later, it'll be just you.

like when you were a kid at school and everyone ran away from you? that'll be you online, that will. poor quentin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

that would improve this board 100%
the endless complaining, the misery the 'oh woe is my problems' the hardmanning, all come to an end? fab
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

"improve" is a relative term
can't you reveal yourself to be bert now? that would cheer us all up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

i'm not here to cheer you up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

The day shift here isn't as amusing as it was.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=1536498
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I see what you were trying to say.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

its probably your fault

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Hmm, me being here less during the day coincides with this place being less amusing....
Hang on! That must make me THE BEST EVER POSTER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

i think if more people here spent there time posting or ignoring me instead of having a moan it might not be so bad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

t + n
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)