Driving? In fucking London?
There these things, right, you might have heard of them, called buses. And there's a train service that - you'll never believe this one - RUNS UNDERGROUND!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stunned doesn't use public transport.
It's for poor people and cleaners.
( wanderlust, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Is the correct answer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

you forgot + AND IT SMELLS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Of Aldi and jobseekers allowance

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

i was going to say
of sweat, shit and desperation. but that's the same thing anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's full of people with grubby paws who never clean their hands after their shite and leave the mess on all the handrails and stuff
it's all one big bacterial experiment worse than anything Porton Down could ever fashion
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

and people who eat hot smelly food
and leave the rancid packets - which would never ever pass "the window test" - on the seats. yes, thank you, i did want that massive grease spot on my designer pearl grey skirt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I don't look back with any fondness at my two year stint of getting the tramp wagon into town

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

i hate it, i really fucking hate it
the district line limping its way through the rush hour, or the piccadilly line thronged with cunts who choose the rush hour to take 10 suitcases on it, can get your whole day off to a bad start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Where are they rushing to?
Their cleaning jobs and the YMCA, that's where.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Rest assured if he had really been driving
those dead school trip nippers would be on the second page of the papers today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I was a bit worried when I dropped Jeff at the station yesterday.
But luckily we carved through traffic and red lights and the Filth couldn't keep up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)