And what is sir's port of choice today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:03, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Adown

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

mos eisley
(hahahahaha STAR WARS)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)

There's a storm brewing, I'm not fussy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Dow's Finest Reserve.
It's all Waitrose have in that isn't shit, I've emailed them a thousand times to sort it out in my local branch and they've finally caved in. Won't be updated til April though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

You should get on the Matusalem Old Oloroso sherry next.
Once you've tried it you can gaz me your eternal thanks.

www.majestic.co.uk/find/product-is-24203
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Sixteen quid is a lot for a bottle I'll finish in under an hour.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)

It's fucking superb.
Give it a go son.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

my nan drinks sherry
lol not really she's dead
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

My uncle got me a bottle of champaign as a welcoming into my flat. It's a moet something or other, I don't really know. I've kept it in a hidden place in my bedroom instead of being with the rest of my booze.
He said I'm not allowed to open it until the day I propose... if it goes well, then great, and if not, I'll have a nice drink to save my woes.

I really like Ice Wine, I'm gonna get some.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)

How did your date go on Sunday Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

It's happening next saturday instead, which is WAY better.
Last saturday she did an all-nighter at the iMax, they had a lord of the rings marathon. And on sunday for some reason my tablets kicked in double-hard. I called her at 4ish to see what time she's coming 'round, and she said "Oh shit, really really sorry, just woke up, do you mind if we meet up next saturday instead?" and to tell you the truth I was well pleased 'cus I was shattered.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Best propose quickly then, Gonz.
Champagne doesn't really keep that long, if you leave it for years and years it will taste like shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Oh man, I'd hate to let my uncle down.
What do you think is the likely-hood of noticing a tennis ball has been replaced with a grinade?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)