Oh dear, the 5pm warriors have logged off, deleted their accounts and killed themselves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not to worry, I'm still here!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Tell me a joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Did you hear about the black Jew?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

He had to get to the back of the gas chamber.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Gutted for him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I've managed to lose over a stone on the Adam Ant diet.
It's really very easy: Don't chew ever, don't chew ever.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I like that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I thought the punchline would be
I went completely mental and only ate grass
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

+ threw an alternator through the window of a Kentish Town pub
because someone sung the theme for 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' at him for wearing a cowboy hat.

My brother was living 100 yards down the road at the time, we lolled heartily.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Why not just list the people you don't have a fucking anecdote about?
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

The only one he has about me amounts to me being a "bent spastic"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)

The only one he has about me My life story
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)

It's sad because it's troo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Oh Apey!
your my favourite Marketing Skumbag, for whatever that may be worth. I'll make sure you're last in line for the gas chambers come the revolution.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I'm here for a bit.
just not a lot to say.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I'm in the pub
But you lot are marginally more interesting than the people I'm with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)

wow, that's harsh.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)

He's probably hanging out in a graveyard

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Hey Ambers.
M'off, have a good evening.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Worse than that
My wife's family. In a shit pub. With rubbish beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)

How rubbish is the rubbish beer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:10, Reply)