Greetings, all. Top of the morning.
I got an invite for dinner at The Ivy this morning which sounds rather spiffing. I have never been before. And it is the day before my two week holiday.

Smashing, eh readers?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EH READERS YOU SHITCUNT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Morning, sweetheart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

ALRIGHT TREACLE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Scott Mills says this, I can only asssume therefore that you are a bent thieving cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

WHO IS SCOTT MILLS AND SHOULD I CARE??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I've looked him up on that google, aint you too old for Radio 1?
I finally heard a ten second clip of an adele song today, not only is she fat, but she's fucking shit as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I don't really listen to Radio 1 at all, doesn't mean I don't know whos who

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Oh look it's Mr. Heat, it's your wifes really you're just looking after it for her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Oh no, busted, better hide my copy of Womans Week as well
*rolls up Womans week and violates rory*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

don't forget cripplingly needy.
Actually, I'm amazed she hasn't got an account here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

APPLES AND PEARS LOOK AT ME I'M FAT BUT I'M TALENTED APPLES AND PEARS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I've never heard her singing but she's fat and therefore shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Fat people can never be cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

john candy was a don

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

and john belushi

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Poor man's Belushi.
He was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

i liked him in K-9

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Too young to die, too fat to live.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

i o
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

rolling in the deep is a euphemism for the last time she had sex

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

deep flour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7452147
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Radio's third funniest man after Christian O'Connell and Danny Baker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Still better than Chris Moyles

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

That much is too much.
Excellent point.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I have changed my opinion of Danny Baker.
I rather like him these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

He wrote for 'Sniffin' Glue' magazine in the 70s.
This is why I no longer loathe the cancer-ridden old cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He was also on the 6 o'clock show on LWT with Michael Aspel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I hate him again now.
I'm so capricious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

i like goat curry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

It's called curry goat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

you really are a capricious baaastard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

AND a younger Janet Street Porter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

My dislike of Ranet Reet Roughtaaarggghh knows no bounds.
Fucking harridan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Monty is a younger Janet Street Paw'a??

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Fuck off sunshine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

...hello darkness my old friend

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I always thought it was 'hello, darkies...'


I didn't really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

omg racism

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It's actually rather mediocre.
You won't believe how much 7/10 food can cost a man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Really?
Someone else has said that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)