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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning Ladies
I don't really have much to say. Apart from a quick hello, and um YaaY.

Alt: How much is too much? (I really had to think about that)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:02, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Do you ever actually have a question?
I mean seriously, even I make up some dull shit.

Alt: Depends. Too much alcohol is when you can't see straight, and keep falling over. Too much food is when you feel like you're either going to be sick, or explode. Too much weed is when your head won't stop spinning, etc
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:16, Reply)
And
Too much, too young makes you Special(s).
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:17, Reply)
or Little Angels

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Nonsense
There is no such thing as too much weed.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I had too much at Bloodstock 2010
Add that to the fact I was drinking, and I ended up wandering round hours later telling my mate I was 'Bored of the fucking world spinning', before sitting down and refusing to move.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
It's the combination of weed and alcohol that does it.
Weed on its own can be consumed in vast quantities with no ill effects.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Worth.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:16, Reply)
Maarnin'
*leans on gatepost, chewing piece of hay*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:18, Reply)
No
Handles, for forks.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:19, Reply)
Got any O's?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:20, Reply)
Good morning.
Alt: I'll let you know if I ever find out.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:17, Reply)
Morning Monty
Once again, I have forgotten to send that DVD, I do apologise.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Not at all, old man. Happens to the best of us.
And Nakers.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Greetings chutneys
How much is too much? Depends on what it is and whether it's mine.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:26, Reply)
It's AIDS and yes, it's definitely yours, I'm afraid.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Ah but...
... Is it the good AIDS or the bad AIDS?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)
it's always the bad AIDS.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)
It's only by finding out what is too much
that one can ever hope to find out what is enough.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)
This theory has driven me to near-bankruptcy, lunacy and an almost certain premature death.
I am still none the wiser.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:34, Reply)
The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom, Monters.
Unfortunately it turns out Blake was a mad lying cunt.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I am currently living in a tent in a park just outside the Palace of Wisdom.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)
NEVAR!!! MUST HAS MOAR!!!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Well this promises to be a LOL-packed thread.
Google News believes the most important/interesting news story in the world today to be...

An Australian politician has resigned.

Fucking hell, slow news day or what?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)
lolpack, for a more amusing breakfast.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)

amusing bankrupt
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
wut?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Farepak. You know, hamper company, went bust.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I thought you were having a dig at me.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
fuck no

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I wouldn't have minded.
All my own fault etc.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)
oh right. I was going for lurpack.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I was with you.
I couldn't think of anything amusing to follow it with. Soz.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

lurpack gold

/HenryKellylolz
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Gunther, you have control of the game.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I am a european principality of seven million people

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Luxembourg?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
512,000

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Monaco?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)
36,000

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Wales?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
3m

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Pakistan - sorry, I meant Luton

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
206,000

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
You don't have much work on today, do you?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Soz chaps
I hadn't actually chosen one
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Oh you cunt.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Bastard

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I'm in a rather shit mood this morning, as I feel like shit
And when I got up this morning, it turns out the rabbit I put in the fridge to defrost has leaked, so I've had to clean up blood from every shelf below mine. Nice start to the day.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
you should have made sure it was dead before you froze it.
They leak less then.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Already deaded, also lacking it's head, tail, feet and fur (or is it pelt?)
I even have a picture of it when it was alive

LOL
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)
steady
swipe will need to go back into therapy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)
+retail

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Still, nice to have some rabbit in the fridge.
I made a jolly nice king prawn madras last night.

MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I'm making a rabbit madras tonight, should hopefully be good!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)
It should indeed.
Never made a rabbit curry - this is most foolish of me.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
First time I've made one tonight
Previously I've tried to make spicy pasta dishes, and it simply hasn't worked, as the rabbit is just too rich. So, I think a nice curry should be just the key!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Good in a stew and/or pies too.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)
And is cheap.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
£4 for the full rabbit, was rather happy with that

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
clickin dis cos a rabbits a kind of vibrator

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Is it boned? (tee hee)

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Still the full carcass, minus the feet, head, skin/pelt and tail

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Some of the bones are weeny, don't be tempted to break them before cooking.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
But will it blend?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
That'd be rough.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Then blend it more, jeez

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Last time I was taking the meat off, I caught the knife in the backbone, and nearly took my fingers off removing it
Am a lot more careful now
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Long, low and slow cook and you can pick all the bones out at the end.
Plus you get the bones cooking in the curry.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Am aiming to slow cooker it

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Rabbit with pasta works the best with creamy sauces
and woody herbs. Delicious.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I made a lamb tagine last night to slow cook today
so I shall have a great deal of sweet Moroccan goodness when I get home tonight.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is why raw meat should always be stored on the bottom shelf

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Is this where you keep the bodies, Nakers?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Nah, I've stiched them into a teepee, for me to play cowboys and injuns in

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it talks to Quinten again.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Shared fridge, shelf each sort of thing
So I couldn't, sadly.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
clickin dis cos it sounds rude

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
The reason Google News believes that Monty, is because he was the former Prime Minister before a coup was held and he was ousted,
only to be put into a role where he had no support from the new Prime Minister, which has led to his resignation after other members of his party publicly slagged him off, which caused him to think that she agreed with what they said about him.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Thanks for the update pops
however Aussie politics ranks pretty low on the international news importance thermometer I'm afraid
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I read that as 'Australian politics blah blah blah'

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Greetings, all. Top of the morning.
I got an invite for dinner at The Ivy this morning which sounds rather spiffing. I have never been before. And it is the day before my two week holiday.

Smashing, eh readers?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EH READERS YOU SHITCUNT

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Morning, sweetheart.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
ALRIGHT TREACLE

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Scott Mills says this, I can only asssume therefore that you are a bent thieving cunt

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
WHO IS SCOTT MILLS AND SHOULD I CARE??

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I've looked him up on that google, aint you too old for Radio 1?
I finally heard a ten second clip of an adele song today, not only is she fat, but she's fucking shit as well
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I don't really listen to Radio 1 at all, doesn't mean I don't know whos who

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Oh look it's Mr. Heat, it's your wifes really you're just looking after it for her

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Oh no, busted, better hide my copy of Womans Week as well
*rolls up Womans week and violates rory*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
don't forget cripplingly needy.
Actually, I'm amazed she hasn't got an account here.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
APPLES AND PEARS LOOK AT ME I'M FAT BUT I'M TALENTED APPLES AND PEARS

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I've never heard her singing but she's fat and therefore shit.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Fat people can never be cool

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
john candy was a don

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)
and john belushi

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Poor man's Belushi.
He was shit.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
i liked him in K-9

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Too young to die, too fat to live.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

i o
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
rolling in the deep is a euphemism for the last time she had sex

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

deep flour.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
10/10

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7452147
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
roffle.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Radio's third funniest man after Christian O'Connell and Danny Baker.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Still better than Chris Moyles

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
That much is too much.
Excellent point.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I have changed my opinion of Danny Baker.
I rather like him these days.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Oh dear.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)
He wrote for 'Sniffin' Glue' magazine in the 70s.
This is why I no longer loathe the cancer-ridden old cunt.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)
He was also on the 6 o'clock show on LWT with Michael Aspel.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I hate him again now.
I'm so capricious.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
i like goat curry

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
It's called curry goat.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
you really are a capricious baaastard

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)
AND a younger Janet Street Porter.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
My dislike of Ranet Reet Roughtaaarggghh knows no bounds.
Fucking harridan.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Monty is a younger Janet Street Paw'a??

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Fuck off sunshine

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
...hello darkness my old friend

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I always thought it was 'hello, darkies...'


I didn't really.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
omg racism

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
It's actually rather mediocre.
You won't believe how much 7/10 food can cost a man.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Really?
Someone else has said that.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Good morning to all, I hope you are well.
Alt: At the moment I am more preoccupied with finding out how much is enough. I'm thinking the vast majority of stuff I own, do and buy it unnecessary, especially when viewed in the light of the hours of work I have done in order to buy it. I'm liking the idea of a log cabin in the woods. I'm sure this will pass, but, in the mean time a bit of simplification might be in order.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Try giving up online porn for Lent

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
why on earth would I do that?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
being less of a wanker would be a start on the road to keeping your pitiful job

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
he can't
he has it permanently streamed into his eyeballs.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
living the dream

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
hi guys, iwas here last night and i think i might have dropped a contact lense
if you find it could you gaz me plz? k thx
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
I've dropped a plum

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i hope it didn't bruise?
i dropped a lung once, proper sharted like a bad boy
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
"Someone's apple tarted"
by Simply Red.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I have found it
But it appears to be covered in semen... Did someone leave you with a face like a painters radio
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
nah i was wearing my jizzgoggs

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Is this it?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
no thats a tiny breast implant for a mouse

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Stupid sexy mice

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
The Strokes are shit.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)
If they had all died after that first EP history would have remembered them more fondly.
Sadly they continued to produce increasingly shitter music with each subsequent release.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
That is known as 'Eric Clapton Syndrome' in my house.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Haha
Everyone's favourite racist skaghead.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I thought that
was when you forgot to shut your penthouse window?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
'forgot'

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
"wanted some more material"
for your next "hit"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Not content with 'shooting the sheriff'....

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Alt: We all know the answer to that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

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