Morning benders
Having recently stocked up on the glut of xmas stand up DVDs, I can say I really enjoyed Alan Carr's show. I know he's not the most popular, but he makes me laugh.

See also Danny Bhoy, who has a lovely voice and is cute too.

Alt: Hamish and Delilah. I don't know, I haven't really thought too much about kids' names. Not something I'm ever going to have to deal with.

Alt Alt: Royal Mail. Individually. Every bastard one of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alan Carr?
I'd take great pleasure in stamping that screaming mary's face into the concrete for hours on end. Christ, I hate his voice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

get your blood pressure checked
its ok to not like someone, but you don't have to watch it and getting that wound up ain't helthy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Blood pressure is fine, got a checked a month back
But thank you for your concern
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

i hope you don't have corvid obesioty too, its a very serious illness

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Nope, only standard obesity
I'm fairly slim at the minute though, need to start losing weight properly
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

slimmer than that pic on flickr of your face in close up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

A little
That is a terrible picture though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

phwor
Hero of the people!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Fucking hell, that was a while back
My first bash!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I hope you have washed your hair since then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

You really don't photograph well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I know this, it's rare for me to like a photo of myself
There was a recent one of me holding my nephew I quite liked
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

this sounds like something an ugly person would say
IT WAS THE CAMERAS FAULT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I know I'm ugly, that's hardly a secret

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

your beautiful on the inside, thats what counts
stay that way, for me?
x
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

OK Quinten, for you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

xxxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

You seemed to survive your bout of this horror disease
how'd ya do it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

i had an injayction

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

in your bottom?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

no, somebody else's

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Alt alt: Agreed.
My daily post is no good at 4pm!!

I dislike nearly as much as tube drivers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I don't see the point in morning post
unless it arrives before 8am when i go to work, otherwise it may as well arrive at 6pm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

It should be there before you go to work.
It was in the 80's!!!!! 'Member the 80's?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

no, iwasn't old enough to get post in the 80's
even if it arrived before work, I wouldn't have time to deal with anything until the evening
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

But you can take it to work to deal.
In someone else's time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I put in a claim for £150 for something they broke in transit
having made sure it was sent by Special Delivery in case of such an eventuality.
They sent me a book of six first class stamps and called the job a good 'un.

Cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

you probably shouldn't use london underground as a delivery system

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

How do you break a metric fuckton of pizza?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

WITH A KNIFE1!!111

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

and lo jesus did break the Sloppy Giuseppe and say, this is my pizza fuck off and get your own

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)