I've just made up a shit joke about redundancy, if it helps.
David Attenborough is teaching a young boy about ant colonies. He says:
"You see that huge ant in the middle, with all the other ants bringing it food? That's the queen ant. The ants who are carrying the food into the colony, they're the worker ants. Those ones standing guard at the entrance to the colony, fighting off predators, those are soldier ants."

The little boy points to a sad looking ant sitting off by itself doing nothing.

"What sort of ant is that, Mr Attenborough?" He asks.

"He's not needed by the others," says David, "he's redundANT."

I think we all saw that one coming a mile off, yes?

EDIT: okay, it's shit. But I *did* make that proviso before I started, so if you read all the way to the end, you've only yourself to blame.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have a wee cry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:14, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

it's a cracker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

i'm leaving forever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Hurrah!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

and thats when chandler gets to 10,000 feet down
and the water alien city rises out of the sea
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

The team protects a chicken, given to them as a gift from an archaeologist
but when a bad guy shows up to abduct the fowl, the team must figure out the bird's link to Delboy falling through the hatch
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

ross and rachel melvinned death on their first date at the planetarium

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Oh, now I'm confoosled.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

is exactly what gunther said when he found out that rachel ahd been a boy all along, and though he felt betrayed having spent so much time together on their road trip
he still loved her anyway
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

ah fuck, i was sure i had spelled everything right in that post for a sec

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

*deafening silence*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

you tried
and that's the main - well, that's A thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

you could work in there "Redone Ant" too.
Hah, were finishing off eqchothers jokes now how cute.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

It's like we're soulmates!
/ac
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

ulma domi
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)