oh yeah
and i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend £60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.

fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Any bloke who doesn't keep his downstairs in check is fucking disgusting.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Do you veet your balls?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

oh dear will you not suck me off if I don't trim Barry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

and hairy arses
it's just not a good look, to have a thick black bristly doormat down there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)

What can you do about a hairy arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

It's called back, sack and crack for a reason, Apers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

They're bloody painful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I'm nowhere near bent enough to try.
And I am, as rswipe regularly identifies, pretty bent.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i only say that cos you won't sleep with me
wedding ring my (non-hairy) arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

yeah?
well, however sensitive your back is, i can assure you that a foof is 100 times more sensitive.

so next time you whinge about a hairy mary.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'm not going to go into the biology
but unless you've got stupendously saggy curtains, waxing balls is going to hurt a metric fuckton more than waxing mimsy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i was talking about arses
shaved balls give me the creeps! if i want to play snooker, i'll go down the pub.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

being a girl, i don't know
but there must be something.

really, it can be dreadfully offputting. like a big black tiger stripe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

(leaves quietly)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

depends what you mean.
Trim - maybe. If you're shaving or waxing you're just compensating for a small cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

ah, the "optical inch"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)