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Hobson's choice.
So, if forced to choose between getting teabagged by Natalie Imbruglia or Holly Vallance, which would it be?
Alt: Same question but taking one or t'other from behind?
Alt alt: Jelly Babies - head or feet first?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:28, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
So, if forced to choose between getting teabagged by Natalie Imbruglia or Holly Vallance, which would it be?
Alt: Same question but taking one or t'other from behind?
Alt alt: Jelly Babies - head or feet first?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:28, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Well it was this or being regaled with tales of childhood sexual abuse
Fucked it up didn't he
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Fucked it up didn't he
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
So is the upshot of the last thread, because I can't be bothered finding out, that Monty's mum
and her girlfriend (who both have that well-known lesbian virtue of being females) have bollocks?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
and her girlfriend (who both have that well-known lesbian virtue of being females) have bollocks?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Not to get all technical on you
But doesn't the act of teabagging requires that the teabagger have a scrotum?
Alt: Having met neither, I can't say
Alt alt: Is there anything you won't stick your cock in?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
But doesn't the act of teabagging requires that the teabagger have a scrotum?
Alt: Having met neither, I can't say
Alt alt: Is there anything you won't stick your cock in?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Not too well.
But I have somethng down, finally, at least.
I've spent the last two days tidying and doing laundry and I'm contemplating doing baking. I feel nice and domestic.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
But I have somethng down, finally, at least.
I've spent the last two days tidying and doing laundry and I'm contemplating doing baking. I feel nice and domestic.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I sense there is some avoidance going on.
EDIT: Btw, I have some shirts that need ironing.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
EDIT: Btw, I have some shirts that need ironing.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Like many antipodean ladies, she's actually quite broad in the beam.
Farming stock, you see. No refinement.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Farming stock, you see. No refinement.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I appreciate your girth but unless it reaches to Dublin I doubt it
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Imbruglia or Vallance...
Difficult. It's so hard to choose. I think in the end I'd just have to toss.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Difficult. It's so hard to choose. I think in the end I'd just have to toss.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This sounds like a thread I could join in with.
How the hell is everyone this fine Friday afternoon?
And more importantly, WHERE the hell is everyone this fine Friday afternoon?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
How the hell is everyone this fine Friday afternoon?
And more importantly, WHERE the hell is everyone this fine Friday afternoon?
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
No.
I'm in a right pisser today. Everything's been getting on my tits, his lordship is being especially annoying, and I'm waiting for a phonecall that is never coming.
*grrrrrrrs*
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I'm in a right pisser today. Everything's been getting on my tits, his lordship is being especially annoying, and I'm waiting for a phonecall that is never coming.
*grrrrrrrs*
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Tsk
Always call TWO dealers, b3th. That way worst case = you have loads.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Always call TWO dealers, b3th. That way worst case = you have loads.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
No, worst case is that they all let you down.
This myth about evil dealers pushing their wares on people should be dispelled. Sometimes you're lucky if the cunts answer their phones.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This myth about evil dealers pushing their wares on people should be dispelled. Sometimes you're lucky if the cunts answer their phones.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Mosly wandering round the office trying to see who'll still be here on Monday.
More than I'd expected actually and my boss is going which is a good thing, in the long run. I'm just amazed I'm staying.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
More than I'd expected actually and my boss is going which is a good thing, in the long run. I'm just amazed I'm staying.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Not more than me.
I must be one hell of an actor, oh well I'm not complaining.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I must be one hell of an actor, oh well I'm not complaining.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Damn right.
I suck a mean cock, better than my boss, evidently, which, given that she is married to the MD is a tad worrying.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I suck a mean cock, better than my boss, evidently, which, given that she is married to the MD is a tad worrying.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
it's not hobson's choice, it's no choice, as neither of them has bollocks, you muppet
alt: neither. i don't munch da rug.
alt alt: clearly anyone who can't take it all in one go isn't trying hard enough.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
alt: neither. i don't munch da rug.
alt alt: clearly anyone who can't take it all in one go isn't trying hard enough.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
thanks for being the voice of reason as usual swipe
i read that and thought he was wrong
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
i read that and thought he was wrong
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
no, quentin agreeing with me is not unheard-of
me being nice to him is unheard-of.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
me being nice to him is unheard-of.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
The original post said Monty's Mum and her girlfriend.
So it WAS Hobson's Choice.
Jenny come lately.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
So it WAS Hobson's Choice.
Jenny come lately.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
which one of those two females has bollocks? i am confused
your biology is confusing.
johnny come slowly.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
your biology is confusing.
johnny come slowly.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
It makes sense.
You are being deliberately obtuse. Perhaps not deliberately.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
You are being deliberately obtuse. Perhaps not deliberately.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
she's right you donut
teabagging means sticking your balls in someones mouth, nat and hol don't have bollocks
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
teabagging means sticking your balls in someones mouth, nat and hol don't have bollocks
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
uhm, I don't care
FRIIDDAAYY! Got out of work early, picking up friends from the station later, party tomorrow! woo!
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
FRIIDDAAYY! Got out of work early, picking up friends from the station later, party tomorrow! woo!
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Altalt: You can keep your gelatin-based sweets, thanks.
In other news, I'm in the pub, so screw you.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
In other news, I'm in the pub, so screw you.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
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