i went to my nephewses dance thing the other night
and them being the only boys in the whole thing wasn't the most disturbing thing about it

the most desturbing thing was the 3 teenage housewhales faffing about with ribbons in their leotards, god it was the worst, i thought i was gonna barf when the one in black did a backward roll and exposed her red polka dotted moose hoof
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Excellent application of the criminally underused "moose hoof"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

i told louise i could see hers a few months back and she has held it against me ever since

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Sounds good
Or does she stink like mouldy fishcheese?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

she a mong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Every hole is a goal Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

some are own goals tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

only if you arse fuck yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

That can't be appropriate, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

even worse, when tricky talks to me sometimes he'll stand really close and adjust his privates

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Are you in the Army?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

no but don't mention the uniform i don't want to upset anyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

goddammit
you're over here when i was insulting you over there.

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

oh soz, link me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

you have no neck
there's the gist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

dawwwwww

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

see, if you had a neck, you'd be able to speak properly
without mumbling into your clavicles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

and iff...blahblahblahblah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)