Pish
The F-14 was never intended as a bomber. It was a long-range interceptor, designed to defend carrier battle groups from Soviet bombers equipped with long-range anti-ship missiles.

True, that wouldn't have made it ideal for dogfighting, but with it's excellent radar and Phoenix missiles it could engage multiple MiG targets from well outside their range.

/CompleteFuckingAnorak

tl;dr would still have beaten the MiGs, but in a more direct and less exciting way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS UNDERMINING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not. You don't have any friends.
Sorry to be the bearer...etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

And while my anorak is still on...
from my sketchy recollection of the film, they weren't even MiGs, they were actually Northrop F-5 Freedom Fighters with red stars on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Wikipedia says yes and they were pretending to be Mig-28s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Which of course don't exist IRL.
MiGs never had even numbers - 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 29, 31 etc.

/definitelygoingtogiveitafuckingrestnow
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Now tell us what was wrong with the Star Wars prequels.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

JarJar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Did you write this?
Pretty sure that one of you did.

nomachetejuggling.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Have you seen the Mike Plinkett reviews? fucking hilarious and very insightful.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

hahaha
the internet will fill up and burst, like a B3tan at an all you can eat Mexican
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

They are referred to as migs
'The aircraft used for the fictional MiG-29s are Northrop F-5E'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I know, I'm just being a helmet.
Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

*polishes*
that's ok
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)