That is odd
It was an amazing experience for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Different circumstances though I suppose.
My ex and I hated each other's guts by that point
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

True

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

i want to make a joke about how you could see some of her guts, but cant put it into words.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I'm guessing your wife isn't a monumental wanker though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

She's not bad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I thought it was incredible, although it was a bit weird when just the head was out
the misses looked like a playing card
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Your missus is black?
/spade
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Ours was a caesarian, so it all happened behind a screen.
They couldn't believe how much painkiller she needed, they reached the maximum safe amount and she could still feel it. Ex drugwhore, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Epidural for the win
she stopped moaning after that.

The funniest bit was when they were "tidying up" and the doctor very nonchelantly said, "I'm just going to stick my finger into your anus" with no explanation as to why.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

He was checking your prostate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I'm not as old as Monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

checking your prostate not a real doctor
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)