Go fuck yourself
oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Wouldn't that be autosexual?
(Or would that be sodomising cars?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

A lad I knew at school tried this
and burnt himself. He is now an ACTOR and was in Dr Who
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I know the the guy
who played that bloke in Torchwood that got shagged to death in the second episode.

I say know, I've met him twice as his mum was the singer in a mate's band.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I've not watched Torchwood DG
If you google dr who sarah lancashire, he is in the first pic as a baldy guard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Is he credited as "Baldy Guard?"
And are you telling us he actually tried to prod a motor vehicle in the exhaust pipe?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

He did, yes
He changed his name to that of Chompy's Christian too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

BUT WHY?
And, I suppose: BUT WHY?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Psycho?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Is his surname Mears?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

*points*
Good edit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

According to google, he's been in Dr Who a few times
Realised the classic rule of 'No first names', hence the change
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I went to school with him
He was menkle. He once had someone elses black dreadlocks woven into his blonde hair. Also, his first name is spelled the "normal" way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Very odd fellow

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Also, his step father was a councillor for Sunderland

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

you're getting an out of context click for what seems like a very strange euphemism

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)

i've only ever had sex once :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

your birth does not count
although i kind of assumed you hatched from some sort of dirty egg, rather than being born in the usual way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

yeah well i heard you do it with dogs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)

that's jeff
silly quentin, you've been here long enough to know us all by now.

and NIL POINTS for italy if it tries to reply with "oh yeah, i heard you do it with jeffthedogfucker".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

oh yeah well i heard you shagged piston broke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

the truth is so much worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

you let him do your pooper?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)