Puking = phone in
No-one wants to sit next to your vom-laden carcass, stinking and heaving

Alt:
MORNING! I feel fucking great today! 3 night's sleep in a row for the first time in about 10 years! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Lying cunt, you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)

You just slept for 3 x 8hrs in one go?
Chinny fucking reck-on, you were posting on here yesterday. You're as bad as fucking Quinters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Pedant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Also, fucking harsh man!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

That's a bit cruel Monty, come on.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I WILL NOT APOLOGISE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

...for my countries coduct during ZE VAR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

This consecutive run of deep sleeps are a sign that your body is slowly shutting down
You are dying. The great feeling is your brain releasing endorphins.
Sorry to be the bearer...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)

His only hope is to delete his account and , err...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)

hahahah\
*drinks coffee*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Meh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I may just be Myalgic Encephalopathy
it's all me, me, me with that lot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Bunch of lazy hypochondriacs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Don't get me started on the M,S. lot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I know - selling shit overpriced food to thick middle-class aspirants.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I got some new boots from there yesterday
25% off!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

kitten heel or flats?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

For you, anything sweetcheeks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

This isn't any disease
Abject tiredness, served on a bed of ...erm... bed.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)