Tit fight
Its the only way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

we have no jelly
sorry to disappoint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Blowjob Competition ! I promse I at the end I won't just declare myself the winner and take the troffie for myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I'm sure you're excellent at giving blowjobs Gonz - but I fail to see how this will help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

i was going to say, surely the trophy is...
... a metric fuckton of spunk?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

20 years' worth of backed-up jizz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

mmm
chewy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

oh god I feel sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Like a wax dart

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I've heard that blokes are way better at sucking cock 'cus they know exactly the right bit.
Like to press down on that little bit of willy thats inside you behind your balls.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

You heard that from my dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

pffft
girls do that too! and you don't get to play with tits at the same time if you have a guy doing it. well, unless you have your own bitch-tits, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Hah, and along the same lines of thinking....with blokes you get a textures-sensation of a good bit of facial hair.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)