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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hang onI might need to reconsider my marital status, here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:56,
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latest was 14 years ago)
better tell her how your arm is firstshe won't want to go on top ALL the time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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I'm hardly going to let a broken arm interfere with my sex life, sweetiealthough, in hindsight, that might be why it turns out I now have to have the fucking thing plated
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:59,
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i told you not to wank with a broken armi am sorry about that though, poor badger xx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:02,
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I heard you had your arse plated last nightand not even by a real welder.
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textbook quender accusation, sir*golf claps*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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eyethangewe. Couldn't believe my luck when I saw the word "plate" in your post.
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I spoil the lucky bastard rottenI wish he realised this more often.
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*thinks of behaviour with ex on sunday**realises she is in no position to lecture berk about ungrateful ridiculous men*
*hangs self*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:01,
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Oh FFS Swipey, don't tell me you're still chasing that chutney ferret, are you?(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
just seeing a bit more of him than i shouldit's platonic though. unfortunately.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:09,
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He is only ridiculous and ungrateful about 60% of the timeif that makes it any better?
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fuck no.DTMFA
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:08,
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dan savage."dump the motherfucker already"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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not at allat least my ex is super-grateful.
on the other hand, yours puts out, so.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:09,
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noi cooked him lunch, we went to the footie, went back to mine and chilled out, i cooked dinner, then i drove him home. basically, i am his mother.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:17,
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I've been the one looking after the other in all of my relationshipsit has been more of a two way process than this in previous ones, however.
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we should ditch them bothand go on a rampaging pulling spree across the states
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:19,
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you'd have to fuck American men though.poor show.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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I think I've seen this filmdoesn't it end with both of us driving off a cliff?
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we can write an alternative endingthat ends with me marrying bradley cooper and you....... i dunno, anyone else?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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christ on a fucking bike.I put in more effort with one arm out of action that your pair do normally.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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I can't decide if you mean this as an insult or a compliment ...(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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true.but by that argument you consider sitting on their fat arse doing fuck all to be a positive quality in a man, no?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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sadly there is a bit of me that quite likes looking after peoplebut i suspect it would grow very wearisome after a while.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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The heathen cretin does not have a corkscrew in his flat thoughso I took the rather nice bottle of Malbec home and drank it all myself.
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Hahahahahaha. Good stuff. I very much approve of this, screw top wine all the way from now on.
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seriously?that's wronger than Bert.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:09,
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He hasn't lived there longhe is missing what I consider to be a number of key kitchen implements, mainly because I use the kitchen more than he does.
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a corkscrew is hardly a kitchen implement, though.I'd check for one of those before a functioning front door, myself.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:15,
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See also: bottle opener, cheese grater and a decent kitchen knife.his excuse is that he doesn't drink anything that requires a corkscrew or a bottle opener.
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he's an uncouth lout and a disgrace to his gender.What HE wishes to drink should not dictate anything.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:19,
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I believe you've just expressed my sentiment far more succinctly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:21,
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