My old school now charges upwards of £30k a year
And I think you can all tell what good it did me.

In other news I almost shat myself in a meeting just now, my morning coffee had a profound effect on my bowels
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:50, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Piss yourself?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

It's good but it's not right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Drastic cuts to the spelling budget when you were there, really hit hard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Naked Ape was patient zero for the experimentation in the
"as long as they can sort of make themselves understood, we shouldn't bully the little lambs into proper spelling and grammar" ideology. He was such a roaring success, they applied it countrywide.

I forsee no chance of falling standards in literacy and literature as a result.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

What about your plates? I do hope they were unaffected.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

proper officelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I understand that incontinence is not uncommon among the bowls playing community.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

now edited, due iphone being stupid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah blame the iPhone, that'll work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

So much bullying
I think i may flounce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Chance'd be a fine thing.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:21, Reply)

: (((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Do you want me to flounce on your behalf?
I hardly get to be here at the moment as it is.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

would you, thanks awfully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)

It was your iPhone?
I didn't know the Jews had their own iPhones?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, the ay ay o-vey phone.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)