That most are allowed to live past playschool age.
But seriously folks, International Birds Day, WTF? I don't recall there being a mans day.

A girl I work with is highly qualified and gives it the mouth if she thinks the firm or an individual could be said to be infringing wimmins rights. Yet she has no problem calling in sick with "women's problems". Lez.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who cares about all that
What are her tits like?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Like Dick Turpin's saddlebags.
Like all professional women she is ugly and fat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Excellent description

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)

19th Novermber
We just don't piss and whinge about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Damn.
We should petition Downing Street to make it a Public Holiday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Nah - it's for benders

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)

It even has a goatse logo:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:International_Men%27s_Day_Symbol.png
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)

hahaha!
Brilliant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I prefer their logo
It's rather good
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:07, Reply)

hahahaha!
WTF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I think the idea behind it is that 364 days a year are mens days.
Which is just not true.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Girl I work with just said that to me.
I laughed so hard I had to send her to fetch the tea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Did you give her a slap on the arse as you sent her on her way?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Is that not the done thing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Of course, the best way to show appreciation is with a firm pat on the backside!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

How about a tit-honk for a job well done?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Only if you make the appropriate noise too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Haven't you heard of "Steak and a blowjob day" ? That's Man's Day as far as I'm concerned.
I fucking love the "What? A [Generally accepted prosecuted demographic] day? I don't see no [oppressing, at some point in history, demographic] day !" line.

I don't think prosecuted is the right word, but I mean, a group that was generally a second-class citizen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I've already invited a girl round for it, it's next Wednesday
Also, in America, they don't just get a day, Darkies get an entire month!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Typical.
Give them an inch...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Inch thick works well, you get a good *thwack* when you beat them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I think you are looking for: persecuted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

In fact you should know that word
Your lot are always banging on about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)