I have a criminal record for quite a serious crime.
I caught a liking for massive drugs just in time before it became a serious problem.
I have never had a gay sex session.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

It's only meant to be 2 truths, Battered.
2nd one is the lie though, I think.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Ooooh, these are more like it!
Gay as a window, you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

now, I say gay as a window and my wife says it makes no sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

it you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I prefer gay as a cunt, cos cunts love dick
where does the window phrase come from?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I say it too. Fuck knows where it comes from.
There are plenty of things gayer than windows, I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Mirrors in your house, for a start

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Brass Eye
'as a window' meaning clearly.

HTH
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)