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2 truths and 1 lieTell the group two things about yourself and make up a massive lie about a third
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Fuck you and your alt. I can't be bothered today. My guts are WOEing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I have a normal BMII am not a virgin
I like star wars
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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well done sporters have a sugar lumpThat's waht cows like, right?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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My middle name is James, I was once taught rugby by an ex-Lions player, and I once owned a dog called "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", or 'Bob' for short.Alt: Give Gonz his login back.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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Good guessHe was actually called 'Chaz'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Surely this would also require a cat called Dave(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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They either hate me or love meThey always sit on me, but as I'm allergic, I always move them. Maybe they're doing it deliberately, knowing that I will suffer?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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I thought Quinten was The Cat Hater,I don't know what to believe any more! I think I should go for a few drinks with Tricky and calm down.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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I got a cheese, ham and mustard toasty from Pret for lunch, it cost £3.99. I'm not going to pret again.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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Pret is dismal.But then I don't really like sandwiches so it's not really the place for me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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I've never visited a PretLooks like over-priced shite to me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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I once had a crayfish sandwich from there.It tasted of absolutely nothing, and cost several pounds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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I've had a crayfish sandiwch that also tasted of fuck all from BootsMaybe crayfish just tastes of fuck all?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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Don't they give you free sandwiches at the end of the day?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Not any more.Sainsbury's spoil them with that blue banknote dye to stop me from eating them. I still do, though. 'Can't be choosers' and all that, you know?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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I'm not sure if you're joking here, it sounds like something a company would do, something really shitty.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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For the record, I don't mean exactly the same stuff as they use in banks to taint bills, I mean, some sort of dye or food spoiling agent in binable food.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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I did get free sandwiches from Costa quite often as Mrs Cow's daughter used to work there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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That's the only reason Monty could have a pret sandwich(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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I have a criminal record for quite a serious crime.
I caught a liking for massive drugs just in time before it became a serious problem.
I have never had a gay sex session.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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It's only meant to be 2 truths, Battered.2nd one is the lie though, I think.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Ooooh, these are more like it!Gay as a window, you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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now, I say gay as a window and my wife says it makes no sense(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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I prefer gay as a cunt, cos cunts love dickwhere does the window phrase come from?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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I say it too. Fuck knows where it comes from.There are plenty of things gayer than windows, I'd say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Mirrors in your house, for a start(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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Brass Eye'as a window' meaning clearly.
HTH
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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I once beat the (then) world number one archer in an archery competition.I lost my virginity to the pink panther theme music.
I am not short.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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I may or may not have just done hip movements in time to the Pink Panther tune, to see how bad it would be if you had to keep time with itNot too bad at all, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Sasha, Tricky and every name and every person I have mentioned here are real peopleI think drugs are cool
I have flown a helicopter
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there are two truths there, you have to guess which one is the liethat is the game isn't it?
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yep, i don't know why people wouod think i'd make up boring stories about sasha tricky, etc(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
i don't, sasha has now hooked up with a bloke in the RAF, Tracey told medead happy for her, she was a good lady
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Because they can see at a glance you are not right in the head and that's the sort of thing that dangerously unwell fantasists do? In between posting ten thousand times on message board which you claim to be populated entirely by 'losers', of course.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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i'd say 8000 of those posts were replies like this to angry replies like yours(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
The first 2000 were you replying TICK to all of MMPS's posts.In no way indicative of severe mental deficiency. No way, not old 'Richard Gere'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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in what way is any of it embarrassing? do you think this is real life monty?oh no, the hallocinations are getting worse :(
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No, I don't think your posts relate to 'real life'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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ok1. I was once given a double blowjob by twin sisters
2. I once bought a robot on the Internet convinced a Japanese Science University I built it myself and got two free trips to Japan out of it.
3. I once met Bono and he is really really tiny.
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Peej, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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the first is a liethe second you wrote on /QOTW
the third
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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but why? do we have to guess which one is fake? isn't that the point of the game?ok...
.... i have an IQ of 179 (according to a totally reliable and accurate internet test)
.... i actually have a family title, and you all should be calling me the honorable swipe
.... i caused a delay on the picadilly line by yakking on it when i was a student
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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and i thought you were one of the squattest oiliest looking freaks i've ever seennext?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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correct!i knew you were a man of stunning perspicacity
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Apart from Champion Pigeon Fancier.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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also the shoplifting queen sponsored by "fake bake"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Nick Griffin has an arsehole like a 5 year old boyI just wish he could look at me during :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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He canHe just puts his spare eye on the chest of drawers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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I find it quite funny that the only people who tell others about their high IQ are those with high IQ point.I would have thought they would have the common sense to know that it doesn't equate to common sense or even always an actual inteligence in any scientificly approved way.
It's a bit like an awards cermony for an industry that is sponcored by the winners.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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mine was ONLINE so it must be REALmy friend the psychologist did a test on me and it came out at 108.
i am sure the truth is somewhere between the two...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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If it helps, I reckons you're well smart, innit. You do all that laywer'ing shit, gotta have a noggin' for that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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thanks gonzi am very smart about some things. unbelievably dumb about others.
sadly there are many more items in the "others" category than the "things" category.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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1. I'm hung like a horse2. My family used to live in a castle
3. Battered is four inches taller than me
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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the first is certainly truei.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/26/article-1268831-094D2782000005DC-857_634x757.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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hahahah!and also a bonus hahahaha! for the sig
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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all lies brought on by years of drug abuse1. your not a horse monty, you are people
2. that was a cardboard box with parapets drawn on
3. battered is an angry midget
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rachelswipe, why are you picking on me today?i was being nice and everyone started on me and i fought back and now its just awful
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your reports back to /talk slightly undermine your faux upset(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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poor quentinlook, delete your account and almost kill yourself on camera. slowly and painfully. then use your "truth fairy" account to post it on links.
then kill yourself.
this will fix it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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I have come to the same conclusion. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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i don't get it, everyone is mean to me and then i'm the bad guy for arguing back>?mongs
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Go and fuck your sister again you cat hating cretin. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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well yes, i tend not to get hard with other men aroundi'm not some sort of battered you know
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Mind you if MY missus was an orange gyppo in a pink cowboy hatI think it'd be years before I reached anything remotely resembling 'the vinegars'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my mrs doesn't wear foundation, she's not some sort of TOWIE(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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well yes she does, omg your so frustrating with your insistence that we're all figments of your drug ruined brain(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJca_-PsXJA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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*awaits pic of 'Jodie Marsh'*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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no, i'm sorry but your constant comments about my neck have hurt my feelings and i won't be posting any more photos of myself or my girlfriendyou lot are nuts, i'm not giving you ammo
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Wind yer neck in, FFS.Oh, sorry, no offence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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pfffft, after seeking advice from manloith i'm putting everyone who is mean to me on ignore now(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
hahajust need shallowcunt to do the same and i'm happy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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I have been robbed at gunpoint.I have saved a life.
I have never broken a single bone.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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did you use a tricorder to work out what was wrongthen restart their heart by recalibrating your phaser to the same frequency as the patients pacemaker?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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I love the way you assume this is definitely true.(
Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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It just fitted as an answer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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It's a lieNot because I don't want to (or because I'm not occasionally drunk at 9am) but more because there aren't any fountains near here.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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There was an "excellent" one at Seaburn when I was a teenagerWithout fail every weekend, someone lobbed in a bottle of Fairy liquid and/or food dye
It is now a flower bed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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by transporting them out from under the ice on the Critan homeworld just in time?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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AlsoI have met Edwin Starr.
I have ski raced at national level.
I was once arrested for swimming in an ornamental fountain, drunk, at 9 in the morning.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Edwin StarrI recall he mentioned "He'd neve met a girl like you before"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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'I Just Wanna Do My Thing' is one of my favourite records of all time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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hahahahaha!Simple and effective
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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That's our Battered.Apart from the effective bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:35,
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I got a first for my teaching placement in Chicago
I got suspended from school for 'kidnapping'
My waist is 28 inches
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What has been seen etc.Linked to keep Rory happy
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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lol student spastic posts nsfw pictures on a public messageboard(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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All you have to do is ask, Mr. LyonWhen you spend all day strenuously wasting the taxes of others, you forget that some people do real work.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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Only one lie here.1. I removed a tooth with a pair of pliers from one of my brothers.
2. I set fire to a lorry on the way to church.
3. I have never shoplifted.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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2 - no way you go to church(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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As a kid, all the tribe went to church.except the parents who stayed at home and had sex instead.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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Hmmm, most stuff is well known, OK her goes:1) I used to shoplift
2) I am an only child
3) I rather enjoyed Hannah Montana The Movie
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Now, there's a thought, did she do playboy?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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She did "Dentists Monthly" with those fucking teeth(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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oh wow this place is lovely without all those horrid people being mean to me(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Fucking quiet too, I'll wager(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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have you ever been mean to me?OMG if you have you better watch yourself
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I think you'll find I even made your profile pageI have no idea why
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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I should fucking think so too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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He probably made something up involving you.Perhaps you looked at 'Sasha' the wrong way or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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i can cope with you, your not here all the time going(same old shit insults over and over again)
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but but butthat's exactly what you do. i'm so confused, quentin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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At a guess, 'Tricky, 'Sasha', 'The Truth Fairy' and a load of other made up twats.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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Sasha's made up twat is very accomodating(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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THAT'S IT.YOU'RE GETTING TOLD OFF IN HIS PROFILE NOW.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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How can you let a fat kid with bumfluff BULLY YOUwww.flickr.com/photos/69357721@N02/6306181767/in/pool-77617660@N00/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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what can i say? his successful life and well put insults intimidate me(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
those printing cards won't stack themselves you know(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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nope, you were a bit daft for a bit but now i think your ok cos you appreciate good cooking(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I'm sorry, did someone say something just now?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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yepI'm sure that like most people you were probably bored of the same few people having the same arguement over and over
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could be worseyou could delete stuff like the most petulant child in the nursery
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Oh dear, I feel a bit insulted by this.Definitely undeserved lately, hardly been here and when I am I'm in a terrible mood. But it's OK, coz I like you too, fuck knows why, but I do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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