Hahahaha
Good point. Think Swipey might be out of his age range though. Unless she stuck wigs on her tits and convinced him she was part of a child smuggling ring
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hahahahaha!
Proper out loud officelols there, cheers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I'll take the twins with the big pink noses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

can i have an afro on one and heidi plaits on the other?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I'd put the afro on the smaller one to even them up
All girls have one boob smaller than the other, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

allegedly
i dispute it, but nearly all my friends would agree. and apart from one, it's always the right one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1557116
( Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

that fucking sucks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

You particularly specified badly written.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

And boy did you provide it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I always deliver.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

i hear that sometimes you don't even bother turning up to make the delivery

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Depends on how psychotic the recipient is.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

i also specified "poetry"
that is more like poo-try
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

All poetry is pooetry
I fucking hate it.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

My turn!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1557131
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

sorry kroney
but this wins

CLICK
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

The difference?
Mine had breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

You knew that in order to appeal to Swipe
You had to make it about her.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Yeah, but, right
my poem makes self-mocking reference to the pandering, so it's like totally self-aware and meta, yeah?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

you're both wrong
it was just better than kroney's.

then again, he did set the bar pretty fucking low!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

BOLLOCKS
I should have demanded a prize for the winner. Something bra-related.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

competition might not have closed yet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Can there be a prize for the winner?
Something bra-related?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Many years ago I was "on the nest" with a girl from Mauritius
It was most off-putting that she had one massively long hair protuding from each nip
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

On the nest with a girl from Mauritius
With breasts that seemed quite delicious
On closer inspection
I lost my erection
On discovering her nips were quite pileous
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)