Forest won!
Worst was four hours' dance practice whilst playing "guess Ms Foxtrot's mood"

This week follows a strict rota of work then dancing, it's the UEA's "Strictly" thing a week today so need to make sure my partner and I are on top form. Weekend should be awesome, the missus is on a hen do so I'll have a good few hours of quality masturbation time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Howdie Darth, how was your London odessy?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Afternoon Bartles
It was crackin' thank you kindly. Saw Cirque du Soleil at the Royal Albert Hall - fantastic, unsurprisingly - had a Ballroom lesson with Marion Welsh in Cheam (I'm sure this will mean nowt to you but she was World Champion a while back so we were chuffed) and went to see Rock of Ages. Followed by sushi. Superb.

And how are we keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

For me it is just work during the week, usually followed by sleep over the weekend.
This weekend was good though, visiting friends in Wales, visiting historical stuff and nice food, drink and a laugh. I also managed to view Saturn, Jupiter, Venus and Mars, all in one evening, with my underused telescope.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Sorry to sully your post with childishness, but when in Rome...
...and those do sound a BIT like strippers' names.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

They are the names of his neighbours, the nosy twat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

sorry, I can't use the scope for that sort of thing.
I have a whizzo set of binos for that. With a tripod for hands free action.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'd rather look through my 'scope than at a load of crackwhore strippers.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I'm with you on this one
We're getting old.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I read "underused telescope" as a euphemism too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

And you might even get to eat some steak!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Only if you can find me a self-cooking steak
I'll be wanking won't I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

You bought chopped liver instead?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

There's an amusing joke that I'm missing here, isn't there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

"amusing"
A jar of chopped liver is reputed to be a useful masturbatory aid.
As a vegetarian since the age of 13, I have only ever used quorn. Which is not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I did not know this
I also forgot you were a veggie. Someone will now tell me to eat more oily fish as it's a good brain-food and then follow it up with OH YOU CAN'T COS YOU'RE UNDER A VEGGIE'S THUMB ROFLLOLOLZ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I'm guessing that her mood was
FINE!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm not normally one to moan about my better half behind her back but she was in spectacularly poor form yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Must be in the fucking water mate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Mrs Cow's away on one as well then?
It could be a small, very specific water source particular only to two women who live 300 miles apart, or it could be that all women are menkle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I'm going for option B - MENKLE
No, she has been in a right fucking mood this weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The orbit of the moon affects the whole planet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Thats no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Are you calling Mrs Foxtrot fat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Merely making a shit joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

About her weight?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Dude! *looks appalled*
MS Foxtrot. Don't scare me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

"Ms" makes her sound like a lesbian though
Oh hang on... I didn't realise that was the arrangement.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Also; she can't get fat
None of you people can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

True

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

My one apologised once we got home
which was a fucking relief, normally dancing makes her happy as larry, I was dreading what she was going to be like once it was over.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

She also apologised last night
I farted and went to sleep. I win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You know you've found a special girl
if she's prepared to apologise for being wrong. Ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

"thpethial"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Speak for yourself mate!
Mine just, er, likes a challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)