I bravely came into the office at 7am this morning
Despite having only go back from holiday yesterday morning.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

well done, award yourself an orange.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Okay. I'll just get it out of my bag.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Here you go.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:51, Reply)

could you write 1st place on it please and your name?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:52, Reply)

good stuff al.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

looks too yellow, your trying to ruin our day with lemons

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

It's just the fluorescent tube lighting in my office. In real life it appears more orange.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

don't lie to me, i've had it with your lies up to hear

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Imagine if you could change the flavour of something by changing the lighting on it, that would be ace.
I'd put some neon lights in my mouth so everything tastes of fake-grape.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

haha, fake-grape

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

You sort of can...
There have been various experiments with changing the appearance of foods in order to change people's perceptions of what they are eating.
The simplest being adding a colour to lemonade then getting the subject to identify its flavour - red is usually perceived as cherryade, orange as orangeade, blue as some ghastly working class drink, etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I hate the working class.
They should just accept the fact that we're better than them and that they don't need an NHS.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I quite like patronising them.
I think it is sweet that they don't have private healthcare.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)

taste the rainbow!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Could you colour it in a bit for us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

There you go.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

still looks yellow mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Don't you "mate" me, you revolting povo.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

at least my oranges are the right color

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Used the flash this time

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)

No, that looks too orange now
It's unnatural.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

what ugly legs

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

the text is in the wrong place

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah, needs more work.
Abandon whatever else you had planned today Al and focus on getting this orange right please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

oranges should be orange! i'll have no more time for fruit racism

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)

OMG I HAD ONE THAT WAS GREEN ONCE!!!11!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)

i hope you put it in the oven and gassed it to death
it was the right thing to do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I removed its skin and ate it.
It was delicious.
The lesson we can learn from this is that inside we are all the same.
Now let's all hold hands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

you've written in front of it not on it
it hardly looks like a trophy or prize at all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

above and beyond, Al.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)