Dunno what you're talking about but I think if the person really wants to die then they will find a way.
altalt: Chris Brown, Nicki Minaj, Parachute, N-Dubz, Blake Shelton
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is Chris Brown still beating up women?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

K's list is actually his next few opponents
Minaj will have him for breakfast
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I'd let him hit me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I'm hoping "hit" is a euphamism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

no, see, rihanna is already independantly wealthy
i reckon if he chose to be with me, and he paid for me, i'd totally let him knock me around
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

We need to work on your selfesteem young lady

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I didn't say I would let joe schmo from the trailer park knock me around
I said Chris Brown.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Isn't the only difference between the aforementioned Mr Schmo and Chris Brown
a fuckload of money?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Well...that's part of it.
Also, Chris Brown is mega hot, and sings amazingly and is likely extremely clean, where as Joe is most likely none of those.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I am confused on all of these points

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Does this help?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Allow me to elaborate
Chris Brown is an American r'n'b singer. He is most famous for twatting Rihanna whilst she was his girlfriend. He is basically a good-looking but less successful version of Usher, as in today's musical marketplace dancing ability is more important than decent songs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

or the fact that you are a low life wife beater

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

he's a high life wife beater

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

That's ok then
You should have lived in Edwardian England
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

if only I had a time machine:(

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I was more confused as to how
a) anyone finds him ultra good looking b) likes his music
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)

It's that whole thing where I'm American and I like all things you lot dislike.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Join the club of people who need psychiatric help:
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrible-reactions-to-chris-brown-at-the-grammys
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

*facepalm*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'd let him beat me up too Kristine, you go gfriend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I'd even let him put his little finger up me bumhole and smell it afters

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

little finger fist
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I ent no ghetto ho

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

wow, just wow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

That link makes me worry for humanity.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

This chap can only communicate by blinking
His only way is to pursue a court case to allow someone to effectively murder him. This is unlikely to happen.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

how can you tell he's blinking intentionally and when he just needs to wet his eyes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

he uses his tongue to wet his eyes, like a lizard
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/06/article-0-0CE2486400000578-377_634x422.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

great
now you've made me think of the lizard man. which makes me think about tongue bifurcation. which makes me feel sick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/3.split-tongue-forked-tongue-300x300.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

that's disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

thanks K
i am so not clicking on that now.

the description on wiki made me yak. "it sounds like a bag being unzipped". ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

it's just that serpants tongue thing that people do to themselves

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

each to their own
but i will never be doing that.

how's the cutest dog in the states?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Way to insult and compliment someone in one post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

she's happy
she snored so loud last night it woke me up
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I thought you had to get rid of her?
What breed is she?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

After many back and forth moments of being forced to find a home, I was able to keep her, and will continue to do so
She's a pit bull-black lab mix
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

sweet, have you got a piccie?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

here
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)

yey Christmas doggle!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)

that's a shitty photo, clearly
but she's gorgeous, and thick, about 90lbs now probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

if you say bacon she goes nuts

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Time for that final trip to the vet's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

she hasn't blinked to confirm she'd like to die

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)

err

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)