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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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^ standard response from one of Bert's sockpuppets here ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
No no no
I had to pass the intelligence test to join. I got both of the words right without them being read to me.
(MenaceCoat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Seriously, who is Bert?
(MenaceCoat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
some douche
if you are new you should realise that we almost always expect new people to be crappy sockpuppets. If you are new, just hang in there

if you are a crappy sockpuppet. Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
He's a crappy Noob
Not worth encouraging.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Why not?
If he is a noob, then they might be entertaining. We are too quick to chase people off here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
exactly
this might be a great opportunity to make a new friend, or at least a new person to victimise and make jokes about all day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
And you might pull them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Piss

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)
You think he might be single then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Mind

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
it's always possible
and you've got to be on your guard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I'm going to hang in there
I've lost all illusions that I'll be accepted. My new goal now is to be recognised as a real person
(MenaceCoat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
See my post above.
Although I reserve the right to call you a massive bender and to tell you to fuck off at any moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Fuck off you massive bender

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Yay! Evening Tangled.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Evening Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
How is being a fruity hippy treating you today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I can't complain
can't frequently
How is the remove-beer-gut-without-giving-up-beer mission going?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Fuckin' spot on.
I've lost weight, got a much flatter stomach and am feeling healthier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Good work
That deserves a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I have a can of booze open now.
And I might have another cheeky one before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
You're still a fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Fuck you ZAMMO.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Ha ha ha. A good point to end the evening on. I would post more but instead will say to myself "just say no"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Night mate!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
TTFN
Chubby.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Shove a dead goat up your mum's rancid & prolapsed ringpiece.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Bloody predictive text on these iPads is a pain, ain't it?
I got the gist of it though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Dunno. Not got mine yet. Just drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
They are a lot of effort on the old head-dobber

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I will ask Quinten for advice, he's the master of the head dobber.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
He has Menace Coat to do his typing for him now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Coat = Clothing, meaning SOCK
Meance = Star Wars = PHANTOM

It's a sock puppet.

Either that, or I've just won Dusty Bin.

*accidentally flicks the Vs at Tangled doing the Ted Rogers 3-2-1 hand thing*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Haha
I still can't do it, no matter how much I practise.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GedJGLGxIXE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
There is a great example on Wiki of a 3-2-1 clue.
You'd have no chance of getting it.

Even if some bloke from the Brian Rogers Connection dance trope gave you the clue.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)
That is genius

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Do you get the impression the show was rigged?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Warning heeded

(MenaceCoat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
that's a point
I've not seen anyone ask you to leave the internet in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I had a LTI the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)
i missed that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Long term infection?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)
A 'leave the internet'
When I was here for the day shift I'd get about half a dozen LTIs a day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
You make fewer puns now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I'm too busy these days Amberl
I've a lack of pun time.

Saying that, OT is probably all the better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
That's right rub the busyness in *kills self*
I actually miss the puns a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
You're on your own there.
I got my fair share of genuine 'fuck off' messages for them!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
True!
How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
I take it there are no developments work wise for you at the moment?

I'm looking at various courses I fancy doing at the moment, but time and money don't seem to tie up very well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Sorry to hear that, hope something comes up
No developments, couple of letters back saying thanks but no thanks, and the internship never even bothered to respond the shower of bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
We can invent some work experience for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Haha looks like it might be needed
*is thoroughly pissed off at the world.*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)
What are you going for at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)
More accurately, what am I not
I feel like I've trawled everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Could be quentin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
So still Bert, but a sockpuppet's sockpuppet.
That must be a first, even among all these window lickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Hmm, the spelling seems almost normal.
I can't imagine he can turn on and then turn the massive spastic act off that quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
One of the light switches in my hall switches off massive spasticness
The other does the landing light.

Sometimes, this is reversed
(MenaceCoat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
lolwaki i am such a krazi sunnamagun
look at me talkin bout dem light switches

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Lol
(MenaceCoat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

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