evenin all
I haven't been banned! WHOOP!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Two in one day! WHOOP!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

*haven't*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

CQ and Colin Kwikfit.
4eva in r harts xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

so...sorry to need to catch up is he actually banned or has he flounced?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

He got nawty stepped, is all.
He'll be back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)

he's got to stay away until he gets Scary Duck
a pint of milk from the shop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I hope so
He was a decent geezer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I still don't see why he got stepped.
Seems a bit much. And no, I didn't report him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)

He's a tedious sub-literate bellend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

You're doing yourself no favours now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I have no love for people that take delight in picking fights with me on the internet, especially where they invariably come off worse and then loltastically accuse me of 'jealousy'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Rather difficult to concieve of anyone who could be jealous of you, I must admit.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

There's a difference between envy and jealousy old boy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Maybe what I'm trying to say
Is that having met you I find it difficult to concile the real you into what you present on here.

What you really are is perfectly acceptable. TD is just who I am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Like I said when we met up, we all play roles.
This is mine.

Anybody else that knows me IRL will recognise some of the real me in what I do on here, but this is just a big sandpit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Fair enough
I see it as a Regency era masked ball, where we all prance about in false personas.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Indeed.
Me too.

Mine is an exceptionally handsome mask.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I'm a little bit more confident on here than in real life
But not much. I reckon TD is pretty much S D-R.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Me too.
I have a tiny stammer that I've just about got beaten.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

FUCK OFF!
You are nothing like you on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Oh what?
Something wrong here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Needing a subjective view on the CQ debacle.
Can you offer it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Tangles was there man. He saw everything.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Scaryduck is a banning spastic, presenting as being mental never got anyone banned before

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)

[MOD EDIT]
One more time calling me a spastic and you'll be banned too.

Play nice now.

xx

This was Dozer, not scaryduck.

oh lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Haha YOU'RE A DRUNK WHO@SE WIFE LEFT YOU AND NOW CALL HER A BITCH ON QOTW WHICH IS TOTALLY SHOWING HER WHAT FOR

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)

and your blog is fucking shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)

and other personal things

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)

He has a blog?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I aint got no love for blogs
scaryduck.blogspot.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I thought you meant pube face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Nah I was being mean about scaryducks marital woes
CQ used to spend half his posts slagging off his ex as a mental, and the other half goin on about his massive depression and personality disorder. Oh the ironing.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I always thought it was a sophisticated satire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

It was kind of like two boys shoving each other like they might have a fight
And whether they really dislike each other or not isn't really clear or relevant, it's just a bit of playground argy-bargy. Then out of nowhere one of the dinner ladies grabs one of them and drags them off to stand outside the staff room for the rest of lunch break.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)

His coat got dogshit smeared all down the back and the school secretary phoned his mum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

This is an excellent summary.
And it's been the subject of playground gossip ever since.

Mind you, it's to be expected since most of the conversation in this playground recently has been about how nobody's coming outside to play 40/40 anymore

/takingametaphortoofarlols
( Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I hate playground gossip.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)