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Fucking hell, I leave my computer for 2 minutes...
and there's another outbreak of manstruation. What's up this time?
This week has been both. I'm in new levels of pain and I'm not allowed to shower until tomorrow but my arm is now plated up.
Alt: always with the skaggy cat rape, sporters. always.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:53,
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skaggy cat rape FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59,
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Concentrate on the league eh Badge
(been waiting fooking YEARS to say that to a Man U fan)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:00,
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do you know what?
bilbao were brilliant over both games and there's a lot of people clusterwanking about it today but frankly .. at no point in either game did Man U actually look like they were trying or that they gave a shit. I don't understand it, really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03,
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You know Utd have been done when Fergie can't be arsed to whinge about the ref
It's bound to prompt the usual caterwauling about this not being a vintage United side but the Europa League is hardly the measure of that.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:05,
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I think though, the point is, regardless of the quality of competition or how much the fans/players claim not to care
they got proper outclassed. Twice. And that's just funny.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:09,
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I don't understand why the players didn't care
but they very obviously didn't.
what I find proper funny is my scouse mates banging on about Man U being knocked out of europe twice. Yeah, try qualifying for europe before you comment, boys.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13,
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I'm actually far more worried about how rancid they were against Basle tbh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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there is a certain style of football that UK teams seen unable to cope with
but really, if you watched the games, they were half-arsed about everything. They could have competed had they bothered trying... it's almost like if they didn't try, they wouldn't need to care about risking losing.
Edit: Fergie hasn't whined properly all season. I think someone has replaced him with some kind of clone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:11,
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Maybe he's mellowing with age
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:22,
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We should hire Fergie for England manager
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:28,
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didn't he once say he'd rather die?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:30,
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no idea I just wanted to be involved in the chat....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:32,
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the last scot doing an egnlishmans job wasn't exactly a great success
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34,
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yeah Gordon CLOWN and his Macronies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34,
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Give Dozer a chance
He might make a good mod once he gets over his banhammer-happy tendencies
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:37,
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I still can't read the word Banhammer without
hearing "Crockett's Theme"
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48,
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I always picture some sweaty, long-haired virgin in his mid-30s, wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt
surrounded by similar stereotypes, bellowing in what he imagines to be a gruff approximation of John Rhys-Davies' bellow in Lord of the Rings, as he pretends to be a mighty Dwarven warrior named Torin Banhammer.
But that's just me.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:53,
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That is how I picture everyone on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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Except me
Cos I've been on teh telly
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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I think everyone outside of Sussex said they'd rather die, actually
A Jock manage England? Whatever next, the World Cup bring played in a country who've never qualified for the tournament, home to stone age attitudes, alcohol restrictions and absurdly high temperatures, just because they're oil-rich?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:37,
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....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:39,
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the next world cup is in russia
but your point is fair.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:40,
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The NEXT World Cup is in Brazil
Look, I'm really sorry, this is probably the only time I'm ever going to be able to prove you wrong on something, so I'm off for a lap of honour
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:42,
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of honour dance
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:43,
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Can't
I'm out of baby oil
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:44,
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oh yeah
good point.
I'm using the mixture of tramadol, codine and leftover nerve blocker as an excuse
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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*practices tearful victory speech*
If you're suggesting that a combination of chemicals have impeded your brain from performing to its maximum capability, can I apply the same to my congenital stupidity?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48,
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absolutely.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:53,
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*claps*
*misses*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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We should definitely offer him the job then.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:47,
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