In the immortal words of Lt. Felix Gaeta
Got any porn in there?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not sending you my hard drive,
but the graphics card will support HD porn on dual screens if that's what you want.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I often wonder why I post here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

To pick up COMPUTER BARGAINS?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

It's the sparkling wit and Wildean repartee, Rory, you know that
That and all the juicy fanny just begging to get picked up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

you've got fanny on the brain this morning
are you trying to override the gay meme?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am.
Once that's achieved - should be done by midday - I'm going to track down all the WMDs in Iraq, paint the Forth Bridge and find an Oasis song worthy of the name.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Now's the time to confirm how many times you've cheated on your girlfriend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Christ you've got a good memory
You MUST be a woman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

What a twist
This is just like that Prodigy video.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

If you pronounce "The Crying Game" backwards it sounds suspiciously like Rory Lyon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Oddly, that track has been stuck in my head this morning...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

woman

+n autistic spazmoid
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

trying to override the gay MARTIN, 32, DIGITALANALYSIS FROM SCUMTHORP
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

*breaks into song from Cats*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Do you slow down your car to stare at accidents on the motorway too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

it's becasue it's the only place in the world where you can feel better than everyone
well, here and a romanian mental asylum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

IS THE CORRECT ANSWER

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

60% of the time I'm right all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Everyone wants HD porn on dual screens, Chompy
Especially internet shutins.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)