recently i went out with a guy who revealed himself to be a rather intense christian about 30 mins in
that was pretty bad.

and there was one guy who spent the entire date texting his ex. also quite lame.

but only the cunt who expected me to sit in the freezing cold so he could smoke his cheap-ass rollies and expected me to pay for everything without even saying thank you (the classic line "yeah, i assumed you'd pay" made my friends howl with laughter) was what i'd call a total disaster. i think he must have been raised by yaks, or pigs or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He was probably Northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

RACIST

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

+irish

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

and you paid?
pfft sounds like you were the mug there swipey. He played you like a cheap fiddle.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i was always going to pay because he earned the arse-end of fuck-all and i knew that - i really don't believe that guys should have to pay for everything
but a "thank you" would not have gone amiss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

he didn't even do you up the arse? what an ungrateful swine!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

i very much doubt he could have found anything as delicate as an arsehole with both hands, a map and a torch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I thought he would have found it by "accident"?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

what, his wallet?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

delicate? christ, check out miss fancy pants here.
chompy has done you up the arse, right? did he say it was delicate?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

it's like thumbelina's palace, tiny and delicate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

..and full of cock?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Sorry, but I just really fucking love God.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

silly kroney, you were not a date
you were the world's worst hangover, however
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Fuck that, I barely kept up with you.
Your fault. All of it.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)