So, is anyone else trying to summon up
the wherewithall to phone their mum? I have a headache so I'm finishing my cup of tea THEN I'll do it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:03, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If I can have a Ouija board then I'll have a crack at it.
Not sure how successful I'll be though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

you should ask that Derek Acorah dude
he got very upset when my boss in the bookshop said to him " be honest, now, it's all bollocks isn't it?" while they had a fag on the shop roof
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

He's clearly a massive faker, even if you believe in ghosts and that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Haha, dead mum, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:34, Reply)

*sadface*
Just don't tell Quinten or Rory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Everyone on here has a 'thing' that they shouldn't get taken away from them, or even diluted by someone else having a similar 'thing'.
Like...
- B3th, she's like a hawt anti-couger
- Cavy, she's like all Lord Of The Rings'n'stuff.
- Barry, the one who's living out everyone's dream youth that nobody would admit
- Piston, he's like the social larper*

Then there are a few cross overs, like Stunned and Monty are both the druggies, but one is stuck in the 80s and the other is some kind of high-flying executive.

I wouldn't take away AA's thing from him, so don't you worry about that.

* I might have confused "Someone with Leprocy" and "Live Action Roll Play'er".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

What's my thing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Don't cross dozer or you'll get stepped

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I see all the Palace albums have been reissued.
I got Lost Blues... today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Indeed. That was the one I had on the other night
Having just bought the reissue to plug a gap in my collection.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)

I'm honestly not sure, sorry mate, I'm sure you have one.
It's probably more about me not knowing anything about you rather than 'cus you're dull or anything like that though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:00, Reply)

I would hate to be thought of as dull.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Totally, indifference is the worst emotion you can give someone.
I think, maybe. I'd like The Hulk to be indifferent to me, for example. Is indifference an emotion though? Isn't it a bit like how atheist isn't a religion?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Indifference is not an emotion.
FUCKDAMMIT, WHAT IS MY MEME?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

tell 'im, Gonz, or he'll have you stepped

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I'll have you stepped if you're not careful.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

KAPLOWIE, there we go, you've got a mod in your pocket, bribe him with some kind of marketting quid-pro-quota.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:25, Reply)

The mod in my pocket is extremely small.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)

that will disappoint the ladies
back it up with a bit of dildo action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:29, Reply)

*takes notes*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I lolled heartily at chompy's description of Stunned as an alcoholic pretending that it's all a big laugh rather than a serious illness.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

He nails the posting style of a few posters:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1553713
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Can you imagine giving me a hug if I'm wearing this?
www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Chewbacca-Furry-Hoodie/dp/B006JX8XE2/ref=pd_sbs_a_4
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Oh man, I think you'd have trouble
stopping people from giving you hugs in that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Mrs Dupinblue bullied me into ringing mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I feel a bit bad that people don't think of their mothers as the best people on the planet.
I feel like a shitbag if my Ma' has esenchally repeated the same thing 5 times over in different wording and I say "Yeah', ma', you said...I got it.".

Growing up without an awesome mum must really suck, I bet people think the same of me when I didn't grow up with a grandparent or a dog.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Oh don't get me wrong. My mum is fucking ace.
I'm just a shit son with a domineering wife.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Oh good, I think.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Mine actually phoned me
because she was out shopping and wanted to tell me about something she'd found.
She's gone for dinner with her two favourite children in Edinburgh today. I hope they spoil her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)

At least they care enough about her to live in the same country.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Genuinly not being funny here, genuinly curous.
You know your step-kids and step grand kids, do they get your mother's day stuf? I mean, I don't think you raised them, so I'm not sure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)