So what were you doing in York?
It is the North you know.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

he read it in the Metro newspaper
because he cannot afford a car
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Evern if I could, there would be little point in my owning one.
I can't drive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

is there anything in life you haven't failed at completely?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I haven't failed at not being a soldier-outfit pikey with an orange girlfriend who owns a pink cowboy hat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

haven't failed at not?
so you have?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Quinten with his woman

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

'their song' is 'Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong'
Where they 'belong' is in the 'British Bulldog Karaoke Bar and Tanning Salon' in Magaluf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

‘OI LAV ‘IIIM. HE DRESSED UP LOIK A SAWLJAAAARRRRR, WELL SEXY LOIK. ‘EES LOIK WAN OF VER CHIPPENDAAAAYYYLES’

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Ah the Metro.
At least you can say it isn't the Mail.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

'yesterday's news today'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I got rid of my last car years ago, and never regretted it.
Living in a city, it's pointless.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Quite so.
When I lived in Islington my ex had a car: it took on average half an hour to find a space and was vandalised three times in a year. She sold it and was glad to be rid of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Did you get creative with the vandalisation?
Or did you resort to "vandal classic" like slashing her tires? I bet hers was the only care in London with "Why won't you call me Adolf in bed, vile harlot?" graffiti'd on the bonnet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Different ex.
The menkle one is partially-sighted and would never be allowed to drive.

This one was actually a nice woman. I bumped into her a few years ago, she'd married an Indian man and, bizarrely, lost her sense of smell. My suggestion that this would be handy given her choice of husband did not go down well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I didn't really say that, and have only just thought of it.
Gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Text her now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'll just wait for her husband to call my work
from his call centre, to ask about utility bills, and I'll tell him then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I can't believe no-one has made a joke about the only woman you can prove you've penetrated
is fucking blind.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

MAYBE NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I think the moment may have passed
Also I can never find it in me to mock a fellow eye-mong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)