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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, my day's been a roundhouse to the nuts.
A clusterfuck of my own devising. So I'm getting drunk and playing an online game.

Note to interested parties: if exes appear to hate you, chances are they probably do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
If they are exes, why do you give a fuck?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a question which many people have been asking me.
I just do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)
You are a girl?
Because you sound like a little bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)
ooh, that's the kind of thing I say.
Does that mean I'm a bent spastic as well?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
fraid so
might as well embrace it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
fookinell

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Then try not to.
Giving a fuck isn't going to get you anywhere, is it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
ice cream, vodka
loud music, one night stand
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
You and me baby?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
ain't nothing but mammals

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
*smooths eyebrows*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
is this advice or an invite?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
SHE WAS INVITING ME.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I don't have a limit on numbers

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

numbers orifices
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I draw the line
at making extra orifices. Definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
and cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Remember Tim Westwood's advice
"Wrap it up, before you slap it up"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Drop the bomb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I like how just thinking about
tim westward works as a contraceptive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
*westwood*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
No, she's talking about the DJ that only ever faces the setting sun

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
My mistake, sorry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I have hard liquor

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I bought Auchentoshan on Friday.
Might have some with lemonade later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
topped up with some auto-asphixiation
You Tory scum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
You are confusing me with Battered.
He's the midget Zammo, I'm the Maroon 5 dude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Adam Levine is an awful cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Handsome cunt though.
Unlike Zammo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Ga-aaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
What, so you don't/can't tell when a man is good looking?
How old are you, 13?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I'm not freefair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
That's right, freefair isn't universally derided and hated.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
:(((((
I thought we were friends doz...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
We were until you called me a bender.
You massive willy woofter.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I have rum.
When in need of comfort, I pretend I'm a pirate. It's a coping mechanism, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
You arr such a bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
when at the gym on the rowing machine
I sometimes put on seashanties on my MP3.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

gym pier
rowing Postman Pat baby ride
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
OMG!
I'm totally going to do that, now. NOt sure if there is anything like that on the pier round here, just a monkey with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
A monkey...with tits?
*stiffens*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)

www.wincantoncameraclub.co.uk/gallery/Mumbles-monkey-business,-by-Brian-Ellard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
fuckin' 'ell I'm ginna have nightmares

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
sexy nightmares

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Stop talking about nightmares!
I've had nightmares every night this week. I don't know what that's all about, but I've had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
you must confront the tit-monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
I'm not kidding. I'm starting to dread going to sleep.
Anyone would think I had something on my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
oh dear :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
She is well fit.
Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You could top yourself if it all gets too much.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I'm really more of the drinking and moping type.
If I go and top myself, I will just look like an even bigger, softer cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
There is only one thing that you can really do.
DYAAKY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Sound advice
It's what she would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Make it so.
Picardlols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
"I'm a mushroom"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
I bet you even sing along to Nickelbacks breakthrough single 'How you remind me' whilst you cry yourself to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I'm too old for that.
I'm of the "Everybody Hurts" generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Time is a great healer Kroney, don't piss your life away, you've got so much to live for ...
srs though have you tried skag yet? I got liquid morphine as an unofficial christmas present and that shit was the business
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I thought I'd have a go on crystal meth
I hear it's slimming.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Vipros is the singer in Nickelback.
FACT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
It's not like me to say sorry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
It *is* the hardest word...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Is that in the lyrics? If not, you have ruined this gag.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Fuck you, you great bender.
It was a song joke.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
A song joke perhaps, but not one about the same song.
So yeah, you ruined it.

Well done.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Arse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
DYAAKY.
Thanks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I'm all for insulting past regulars, that'll learn them to leave and have lives and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
That's why I did it.
My bitterness has made my soul shrivel up to the size of a winkle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

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