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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:08,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Alright Cavoid?I am sipping Auchentoshan and listening to Bonnie 'Prince' Billy.
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good for youi am doing nothing and listening to something odd on 6music.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17,
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yupthat's pretty much why i'm on the internet. If i were doing interesting things, I wouldn't be on here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20,
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'Ere Cap'n!*attempts to salute with bad arm, winces, swears and stands lopsidedly to attention.*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:22,
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eveningis that arm any better yet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:29,
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Got a nice metal plate in it now and mending as we speak.Will take 6 weeks to heal properly though and I'm still not quite right after the general on Saturday, I have however managed to lay off the Tramadol as they zombied me good and proper.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:32,
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you're like some kind of zombie cyborg(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:33,
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Yeah, it's one hell of a lot less fun than it sounds.It mostly involves sitting on the sofa trying to find the energy to do the washing up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:56,
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Hey Mumps.Not a lot, I've been too busy, sorry.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:26,
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you'r normaly Gay Shift.You just pissed off battered, which is not hard. I'd be more impressed if yopu actually got soemone to like you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:30,
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is he finding someone new to argue with?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:31,
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I think he has a mental tick that causes him to shout "bert" at strangers.
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I'm not normally gay shift.But I logged my phone in so I could gaz Monty.
I usually lurk in the daytime.
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Can't use t'internet at work during the day, but I would if I could.
Have you got the bertourettes too?
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Bert the bert offI'm going to bert you in the bert
Berting things up my cockend and berting them out
Am I getting the hang of it here or no?
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Gay shift is night time , which is when you usually post.Unless you mean specifically after midnight: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_gay_shift
Which I hadn't realised was the technical definition.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58,
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I use it to refer to the day shift on here.I am aware of the Antipodean reference.
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Yes, and you are wrong.It's OK, I know you don't admit such things so I shall just take it as read.
BTW, I'm right in assume you hate Iron Maiden, aren't I?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:06,
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I was wrong yes, and Iron Maiden are indeed ultra bent shit for autistic quenders.hope this helps.
xx
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Thought so.Hallowed Be Thy Name came up on random earlier and my second thought, after "damn fine tune this" was "I bet Dozer would fucking hate this"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:13,
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Do you often think about me when you're lonely?Do you think about me when you touch yourself at night?
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I wish I could say the feeling is mutual, but you're no Sian Williams.(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Thank for the linkI prefer Gay Shift, because it certainly ain't Super Happy Fun Time"
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Don't take it as gospelit's 4-5 years out of date, more of a historical document than a user guide.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:07,
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possibly.but more noticeably in this case, as I know the subject matter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:11,
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It's really that hard to piss off battered though, that guy is more touchy than an over familiar uncle.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:21,
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He's a nice chap.A bit touchy on line thought. I told him the same about you, but substituting "poncey" for "touchy"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:43,
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Fucken autocorrectI meant to be on B3RT.COM instead of here. No wonder nothing makes sense
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well i finished writing a big documenttaught a couple of lessons, did a bunch of paperwork, went swimming and had tea.
so that's a no
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:31,
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A normal day for a teacher/lecturer then (sorry, not sure which you do). Too much paperwork, not enough time doing what you actually want to do
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that's about right(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:42,
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Shit, isn't it. I work in education too, and the focus is all wrong at the moment
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Top Pandering right there lad.you probably don't need to try so hard with Caves mind...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:00,
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Yup, I am Rob's Sockpuppet.Seriously though, cavey'll take anything with a pulse and a Y chromosome. Bonus points for being (in not particular order):
In to photography
In to LARP
Welsh
Edit: able to remember not to put an E in her name.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:09,
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Ahh, clever boy.Cavey is a mate and would appreciate the humour, just annoyed she'd not here to read it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:20,
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Still working out the reply buttonSeems to shoot my answers everywhere. Making them even less relevant
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Possibly.He's still under suspicion of sockery, but seem to dull for this to me likely. In other words, perfect gay shift fodder.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:30,
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I just did.and Gay is not my meme. My meme is actually being all the things you humorously pretend to be.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:35,
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I know not what you mean.Though you do seem to know a lot about pretending.
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We know a song about that, don't we kids?I think you scared the Noob off with your predatory quendering.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:42,
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Learning the ropesRight. I understand Bert.
But what is quendering?
Is it a contraction of Quinten and bender + gerund?
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Basically yet another lolarious way of calling people gaywe seem to do a lot of this. oddly we have no openly gay members, I wonder why.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:49,
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I'm still here.I'm doing some fun online quizzes about Europe.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:43,
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It's the bit to the right of us.unless you're doing politics, in which case, the reverse.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:00,
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It was a bunch of picture type quizzes.Identify the countries, the flags, and the capital cities.
I was surprised at how many I actually knew.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:04,
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I'd be surprised it I got any right. I could probably find France on a map, probably.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:10,
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