I ate sensibly yesterday, played football last night and did three miles' interval training this morning
and somehow I weigh MORE (albeit marginally) than I did at the same time yesterday. Explain that one, science, you cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:44, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Muscle weighs more than fat.
Next question.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Can I seriously have put on THAT much muscle in 24 hours?
Nest question: favourite cheese
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Epoisses, Colston Basset Stilton, Vacherin Mont D'Or or Gorgonzola Piccante.
Now what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Personal favourite work of Jean-Pierre Jeunet
(hint: there is a correct answer to this question. It is not a matter of opinion)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

City of Lost Children
No.2: Delicatessen
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Oh dear
I agree with your No. 2, although I suspect it may be too nutty for Kroney's refined tastes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

FYI - a sufficient knowledge of the works of JPJ (as his mates know him, or as they would if he had mates and wasn't French)
to not just answer "Amelie" (which would have been right anyway) reveals you to be INTO FILM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Never seen Amelie.
Despite being 'into cinema' in what our Gallic cousins would call a 'grand' way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Whilst I don't want to get INTO a discussion about FILM
I strongly recommend you seek it out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

The best foreign language film I've ever seen is probably City Of God*
Sorry, just wanted to join in.

*Well, either that or Ichi The Killer, Versus, Night Watch, Kung Fu Hustle, Akira, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

No, you were right first time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

The nightclub scene just makes me uncomfortable

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'd say that film was pretty damn close to perfect
Insofar as that can be said of any film
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)

It is fantastic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

The Killer is superb.
For some reason I've never seen Oldboy and this needs dealing with.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I didn't enjoy it hugely, but I can appreciate why others do
Have you seen City Of God?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Oldboy is one of the most flat-out upsetting films I've ever seen
It's like being smacked in the gut with a baseball bat of sadness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i like the bit when he does it with his daughter and then finds out it was his daughter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

You utter twat

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

i've never seen it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Good, strong cheddar is rather nice
Otherwise, the garlic & nettle one they sell at the German market in Manchester
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

which is the one that is covered in spicy cumin seeds?
that is to die for
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I'm not sure, but I now have to try it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

i've only ever found it at vivat bacchus in london
where they have a walk-in cheese room with a stupid amount of cheese. you choose as many as you want and they turn it into an incredible cheeseboard. i can't rave about this place enough, it's brilliant.

i was trying to google it but failed. then i found a recipe for this: Toasted Cumin and Roasted Garlic Cream Cheese with Flatbreads which is now all i can think about. and i have a litre of water and an asparagus cup-a-soup for lunch. great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Weighing yourself daily is pointless
weigh yourself once a week, first thing in the morning, after you've had a piss and before you've had breakfast.
(berk, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Or at least at the same time of day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

It has become a bit of an obsession
I've come to the conclusion that weight loss and/or scales are not a science
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

mine are horrific
firstly they are digital and cripplingly accurate. secondly if you don't jump off them quickly enough, they give you body fat as a percentage.

who needs their chips to be pissed on THAT badly, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'm clinging to the hope that mine talk bollocks
Otherwise I'm adding this to the list of things that science can't explain, alongside the stone that materialised in my running shoe this morning, headphone wires and my hair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

*yawns*
tone punk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Why yes, I am feeling lucky

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

most likely water retention
if you were sweating in the gym, your body will retain water. drink a metric fuckton of water today, your body will release the water, and you'll have lost by the weekend.

trufax.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Fucking cake retention more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

hmmm
after an illicit dinner with one of my most favourite b3tans last night at which i shamefully consumed pizza AND ice cream AND pear vodka, i have gained 0.5lbs this morning. i am in no place to mock anybody else's cake retention!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I can fart more than that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

it has sent me into a panic!
not that i over-react.

anyway it was totally worth it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

FattyFattyFattyFattyFattyFattyFattyFattyFattyFattyFatty
Be warned, if you get any more left wing, I might just have to sleep with you, and post your blog on /links.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Golf clapping away here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Oooh you horrible cow
This did make me laugh though. Morning mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Morning fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)