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Laminate flooring? You frightful povvo
alt: when I read about your laminate flooring in your "lounge"
altalt: Gin martini with a twist, olives are for plebs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
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WTF is wrong with laminate?
Or does your 1 bedroomed flat have imported rainforest hardwood only?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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Oak flooring, thank you very much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28,
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I can't wait until I'm the sort of person that boasts about flooring.
One day... one day.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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Not boasting, simply answering a question
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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There was an overt smugness, of Vipros levels.
Now tell us that you're not being smug, you're just very happy with your flooring.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
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I'm not being smug, I'm just very happy with my flooring/life/place of residence/wife/job/surfing ability/band
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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The average price of a house in his road is £1.2 million, he reminds everyone of that at least once a month
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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actually that's detatched only
you can geta semi for £800k
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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I get a semi for a lot less than that
HAHAHAPENISJOKE
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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Off street parking?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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Sometimes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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It's a right cunt paying 800 for a shitty terrace or semi and there ent no fuckin off street parking
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
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tru dat,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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He only lives in one room though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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It's about right for most half decent areas in London
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
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which is why I have to live in one room
like some some of "Irishman"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
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I should really rub the role reversal in you terrible oppressor of 800 years
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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They're headed back to the 'peat and potato age' at teh moment
with no help from us at all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
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U2 are bringing out a greatest hits soon, we'll be alright
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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Have a joke about the Irish
A professor of Spanish and a professor of Gaelic met at a conference and began discussing the relative merits of their respective languages.
‘Tell me, ’ said the Spanish professor, ‘do you have a Gaelic equivalent for the Spanish phrase mañana, mañana?’
The Gaelic professor thought for a while, then replied, ‘No, I do not think that we have in Gaelic a word that conveys such a pressing sense of urgency’.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47,
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Thank god for the Englishmen bringing us their 'Protestant Work Ethic'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:49,
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Civilising the world
one set of savages at a time.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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I feel we need to have another go at it really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
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Yup, they seem awfully elastic
leave them to their own devices for a bit and those bogtrotters and sambos descend right back into slovenliness and begging.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
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gizza a job guvna
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55,
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excuse me
but i said it first.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
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It's what aspirational working class povvos have in thir right to buy council hovel
IT@SDISGUSTING
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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i'd describe myself as middle class.
i can't be workign class, i ain't gotta job. innit. bruv.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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The working class don't work, the Caauncal estates are full of 'em
I feel dirty now, you fucking aspirational laminate peasant
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:36,
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i kid
i have a perfectly good job, thanks
no inbound taxes for me, only outbound walletrape.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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worse
it's not even my flat.
and it's not real laminate, it's the mostly plastic clickstep shite.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
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sounds beastly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
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on the upside
with a well timed moonwalk in the right kind of socks, you can generate enough static to lightly taze intruders.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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It's better than the ghastly wood effect linoleum
I have in my place.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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