I went to a male 'wedding' celebration about 18 months ago. In retrospect 'I knew Dave and his ex-wife when we were at school together' wasn't the best answer I could have given to 'How do you know the happy couple'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I would have gone with
I knew him before he became a sexual deviant.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

'I knew him
before he dashed any hope of receiving our Lord's redemption come the final call, by becoming a filthy God-cursed sodomite.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

"I knew him before his wife found out that he'd been making visits to Chariots gay sauna & baths near Limehouse instead of working late so he couldn't get home in time to read the kids a bedtime story like he claimed" would have been pretty spot on.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

What a lovely fellow.
I would have boycotted the SHAM WEDDING on the basis that, not only is he clearly a cunt, but he is an authentic 'bent cunt' to boot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Or simply:
I'M HERE TO TRY TO STOP THIS ABOMINATION!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Wear a rucksack and run down the aisle bellowing 'ALLAH U AKHBAR'
Then say 'not really LOL' and help yourself to sweets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Proper officelol here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I knew him when his cock wasn't brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Fucking brown-hatters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)