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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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a little story that i once witnessed. which i will tell, as it's so quiet on here today.
when i was a student, i lived over in the delights of scumley-by-bow, in east london. there were no cash points and precious few shops, not even a bus route, because even the alsatians and muggers walked around there in pairs. so pretty much the only shop we had on the doorstep was a chippie.
i was heading home one night when i saw a scene in the glass window that made me freeze in my tracks and forever note the difference between Man and Woman. it was a behemoth of a guy, probably at the thick end of 20 stone, with the biggest battered whale and an entire irish potato famine of chips in front of him. he had lifted his t-shirt up to his chin and was whacking his giant wobbly white hairy gut to make it flobble for the amusement of all his mates.
and i thought, no woman would ever ever ever do that. and if she did, her mates would not be cheering her on.
not that this is an inequality that annoys me, so really not a good answer. oh well. at least you got A response.
i would fuck off somewhere with a roof terrace, like coq d'argent, and get cunted on pimms.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
when i was a student, i lived over in the delights of scumley-by-bow, in east london. there were no cash points and precious few shops, not even a bus route, because even the alsatians and muggers walked around there in pairs. so pretty much the only shop we had on the doorstep was a chippie.
i was heading home one night when i saw a scene in the glass window that made me freeze in my tracks and forever note the difference between Man and Woman. it was a behemoth of a guy, probably at the thick end of 20 stone, with the biggest battered whale and an entire irish potato famine of chips in front of him. he had lifted his t-shirt up to his chin and was whacking his giant wobbly white hairy gut to make it flobble for the amusement of all his mates.
and i thought, no woman would ever ever ever do that. and if she did, her mates would not be cheering her on.
not that this is an inequality that annoys me, so really not a good answer. oh well. at least you got A response.
i would fuck off somewhere with a roof terrace, like coq d'argent, and get cunted on pimms.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
4 hundred million pounds, i'll count your post as 0.0000000001% of that please
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
that is because you have the finesse and perceptions of a snorting walrus
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
oh dear
and you were doing so well. somehow i am sensing your heart isn't really in it today.
is dawn still messing you around?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)
and you were doing so well. somehow i am sensing your heart isn't really in it today.
is dawn still messing you around?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)
cool
ok i have it in my diary to ask you out in around 2019, so you keep that bonfire burning, baby.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)
ok i have it in my diary to ask you out in around 2019, so you keep that bonfire burning, baby.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)
but how will i get hold of you?
i know, just post your mobile number on here...
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
i know, just post your mobile number on here...
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
its 07... hey wait a minute, STOP ASKING ME OUT YOU TERRIBLE WHORE
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Slowly insulting and mocking someone so you can sleep with them, aka 'The SexFace'
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)
whatever happened to him?
did he finally delete his account and kill himself?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
did he finally delete his account and kill himself?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Actually i disagree with this
the centres of certain towns on weekend nights, you could easily see some fat trollop wobling her belly for the amusement of a group of her cracking sistaz
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
the centres of certain towns on weekend nights, you could easily see some fat trollop wobling her belly for the amusement of a group of her cracking sistaz
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
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