ALT: i'd pretend to be a LADY and go to one of these if you fancy a treat
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/london/9124793/Londons-ten-best-afternoon-teas.html
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I like afternoon tea.
Especially if you get a little cake stand.

What is your opinion on the music of Frank Zappa?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Are these two things related?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Said the magistrate to Bert and his sister.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

BOOM BOOM!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Is this a test?
I'm quite partial to a little bit of 'Freak Out!' on the weekends... and the original Mothers of Invention were the best.

what's your thoughts on spreads - do you prefer savoury or sweet?
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)

where does Ashton Kutcher stay when he has an over nighter at the Hilton?
He stays at the Dude, Suite!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Why didn't Demi Moore shop at the fish market?
Because Ashton was always bringing home crabs.

parp
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Freak Out is a great album
In fact, I think you can't really go wrong with any of the first three Mothers albums.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

i concur...
How about his solo stuff?
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

There is a lot of less interesting stuff to trawl through to find the gems
Hot Rats is an undisputed classic, although not to everyone's taste as it falls loosely into the jazz-rock area.
There's some good stuff in some of his late-70s output, Sheik Yerbouti, Apostrophe.
And I love one of his final albums, The Yellow Shark.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I shall itunes yellow shark this evening.

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I like both smooth and crunchy peanut butter, crunchy when having it alone on crumpets
but smooth if you're combining it with jam in a sandwich or on toast.

Chutneys are a good accompaniment to most sandwiches.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

i agree with the peanut butter, and chutney comments
... but where do you stand on primula?
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Never had it, but the concept is shit
why not just buy nice cheese.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

soft cheeses like camenbert and the like are soft enough enough to spread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

and things were going so well...
The shrimp one is the nutz... shrimp cheese would be better though
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Primula is incorrect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

what's Ashton Kutcher's favourite chocolates?
He likes Dude Sweets!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

i don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

in the 2000 film dude where's my car kutcher says dude sweet alot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

what did Ashton say after he sucked a sugary horse cock?

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Chutneys are an affront to God
and will burn in Hell.

EDIT: for those too thick to get the joke, I was talking about homosexualists.

You massive chutneys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)

WRONG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

WRONG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

She may have cracking norks but no chutney?
Even Darth likes a good chutney
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I hear they prefer to be called chutney ferrets

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)