That's big long tabs you smoke there Jeff
Unless you've been abducted on the doorstep.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sorry. I sent a few text messages as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Are you seeing real life people behind our backs?
And also *sniffs* were you smoking one of those funny cigarettes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

No. I'm really trying to pack in the tabs, but I'm failing at it.
And oddly, it was a person from here I was texting.

*Waits whilst you all go and check your phones*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Nothing's gone off in my pocket, so it's obviously not me.
I can possibly guess who though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

So you're not pleased to see me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I'd be very pleased to see you if I ever got the fucking chance of meeting you, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Are you not comingto Jeffstock?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

If I get a job, probably, depending on cost of rail travel and accommodation.
However, I can't commit at the moment and I'm trying not to squander what's left of my redundancy money.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Sensible.
Plus it'll be shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I bet it will, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

If I've got any influence it will be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Packing up the tabs is on my to-do list

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

*checks phone*
*huffs indignantly*
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Evening berk.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Evening DG
I hope you have some good job-based news to tell me?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Not yet.
I will know about today's interview sometime tomorrow though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

That's a shame
I thought you'd had good interview vibes from some of them? What about todays job, would you really want it or is it just convenient?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

See here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1573845

I felt both interviews went well, and both were for multiple positions, but depending on what (if any) offer I get will depend very much on what I accept.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Humm
so, good if you get the one near you, iffy otherwise?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Yeah, pretty much.
If the salary was better it wouldn't be so bad, but I'd be starting on about half of what I was getting in my last job.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Get new job, come to Bristol, drink cider - PROFIT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I got sent to the shop tonight for cider
so mr b3th could cook a nice gammon joint.

I had to phone him up to ask what it all was. I have no idea at all with cider.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Pork cooked in cider is full of win.
Get a nice cloudy cider, pour some over your pork. Cook, eat, ENJOY.

Here you do. This'll help you.

www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video_cider_run.swf
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

You fucking deviant.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Pouring cider on your cock?
Nothing harsh about it, my dear chap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Well, it's too late now. Dinner's been.
I ended up getting a sweet clear cider. Just took some of teh saltiness off teh gammon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Also, today's job is similar to stuff I was doing ten years ago
i.e. local community regeneration, so the work would certainly be interesting. However, ten years ago I was being paid better than I would be now if I got this one. That's the trouble with charitable trusts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Sorry berk.
Maybe next time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

That's okay Jeff, I know you're busy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

No problem berk, how are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Alright thanks Jeff
looking forward to cider bash. How're you?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Busy :-)
I hope the cider bash is dry.

I don't like sweet cider
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Do you not get a big choice?
I have real ale drinking mates up here - is there a real cider thing?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I suspect in Zummerzet there is.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I've probably said this before
But I was in Okehampton once on a very hot day. Sitting outside drinking real cider.

I had three pints and wondered why all the west country boys raved about cider.

Stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

There used to be a really good bar in Glasgow that did a fantastic drink called a Timebomb
which had that exact same effect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

This has also happened to me.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)

But I bet you weren't staggering around a beer garden with your cock out.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Erm, most certainly not, no.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Not, in retrospect, my finest hour.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)

The cider boat has about 40 different ciders on there usually.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

But that's the best kind!

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Urrugh,
You like sweet cider. You'll have to sit in benders corner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Quenders corner more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

All cider is good cider
This is the 21st century, shouldn't be discriminatory against different drinks :)
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Some dry cider is nice
I will drink halves and sample...if not lots, at least some of them.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I'll probably be on non-cider drinks for a lot of it as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Alcoholic or not?
I'll be in Bristol from lunchtime-ish, probably, and I have no intention of making a drunken tit of myself.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Are there plans for a lunch somewhere?
There are some nice eateries in the middle of Brizzle.

I don't want to do drinking on an empty stomach all afternoon and evening. I have a stupidly low tolerance for alcohol, and will probably do something stupid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I shall probably have me a lovely wander round
and get a pie from pieminister, although I am more than happy to discuss more formal lunching plans, and I shall be having something relatively substantial for exactly the same reason as you.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Hello you.
What's with teh Tim Minchin?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I met him in Edinburgh a couple of years ago
he was lovely.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Is he nice?
I've heard conflicting reports on his twattishness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

He was actually quite shy
but this was a good few years ago, perhaps he's become more of an arsehole as his career's taken off.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)