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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to Drayton Manor
Alt: I'm getting a bacon butty I won in a bet
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Was the bet 'I bet you I can wipe my arse on a bacon butty every morning for a month
and feed it to you without you noticing'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Wanna be a winner
(I don't expect anyone to get this)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Brown Sauce lolz


Disappointed you didn't think I'd get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

get this consult google
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
No fucking way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I thought
You'd have chosen to forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Would that I could.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Next question for father and eldest child only

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
"told you I could drink a gallon of spunk, now get me my sandwich!"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Almondlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is why that advert for ''Almond Milk' makes me feel ill
Morning, 2pm finish today and I will be off to pick up babba ape from her granny. She called me Dadda the other day for the first time! *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)
It's an amazing feeling isn't it?
It was even more so for me as for a long time I'd no idea if my little girl merely thought I was just one of her mother's friends :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)
That sucks, I can't imagine psycho ex has many friends anyway!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)
with benefits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

with on
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Would have been even better if you were actually her father.
*milkmanlols*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Was it "I bet you I'm not a Jew"?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Again, I say 'hahahaha'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)
That's not a bet you'll win these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)
The joke












Your head
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)
I thought I was a generic 'Jews don't eat bacon' joke...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)
It was, and in eating bacon, I would prove I'm not Jewish.
Therefore winning the bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)
All the Jews I've ever dealt with have eaten bacon, prawns etc.
All of them. It's amazing what people choose as their last meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
They aren't allowed to eat prawns?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Fokkin prawns

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Never turn you back on the prawn.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Nope.
The cretins have confused stone age food hygiene guidelines with the will of fucking God. Tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Ah well, their loss!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
No lobster for them, either, Un-fucking-lucky.
As if they needed any more misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)
I'm yet to try lobster, going to have to at some point

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I'd like to be fiddling around with the arse end
and make the front claw open and close like in that Naked Gun film. That was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

and make the front claw open and close like in that Naked Gun film. That was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)
THATS THE......
fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I'm not sure I'm really with it this morning
*skulks off for more coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
It's delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)
It's very good, but I don't think it's worth the price.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Prawns in a Zyklon B sauce, delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

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