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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't know what I'm having for dinner,
I was going to have sausage and mash, but i had that yesterday.
What shall I cook, it needs to impress a girl.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I was going to have sausage and mash, but i had that yesterday.
What shall I cook, it needs to impress a girl.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Apparently they aren't making the curry ones any more
We asked their customer services
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
We asked their customer services
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Make her the most unbearably hot curry imaginable
Then impress her with your ability to eat it without crying and ridicule her for not managing more than a mouthful.
Chicks love that sort of thing.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Then impress her with your ability to eat it without crying and ridicule her for not managing more than a mouthful.
Chicks love that sort of thing.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
they do.
alternatively, just buy a load of ingredients and usher her into the kitchen when she gets there. Crack open a beer, sit down on the sofa and wait.
They LOVE that.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
alternatively, just buy a load of ingredients and usher her into the kitchen when she gets there. Crack open a beer, sit down on the sofa and wait.
They LOVE that.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
She would like that,
but she cooks like an autism, cuts everything up and puts it on seperate plates before she even turns the hob on. I can't be dealing with it.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
but she cooks like an autism, cuts everything up and puts it on seperate plates before she even turns the hob on. I can't be dealing with it.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Punch her in the tits
then go out with your mates.
They LOVE that.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
then go out with your mates.
They LOVE that.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Excessive chilli is never a good idea in this sort of situation
Last thing you want is to scupper potential sexy times with genital burning mouths/hands
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Last thing you want is to scupper potential sexy times with genital burning mouths/hands
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
A bratwurst with two massive dumplings at one end, sprinkled with deep-fried onions for pubes.
Chicks love that shit - it shows you're sensitive and all that shit.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Chicks love that shit - it shows you're sensitive and all that shit.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
for some reason girls like pasta and salad, do somethig with that
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